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            <title><![CDATA[Hitchcock Film or Fairy Tale?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 01 Jul 2023 12:43:32 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[A Foodie Leads The Passover Seder]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 05 Apr 2023 12:56:56 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Our Engagement Post Got Zero Engagement]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2023 13:26:40 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Keepsake Book for Your Angsty Teen’s Milestones]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/keepsake-book-for-your-angsty-teens-milestones-f7985c014f58?source=rss-f2ec7add8837------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*3btjpduVmMSvhj2X" width="3949"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">As If You Could Forget the Worst Years of the Parent-Child Journey</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/greener-pastures-magazine/keepsake-book-for-your-angsty-teens-milestones-f7985c014f58?source=rss-f2ec7add8837------2">Continue reading on Greener Pastures Magazine »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Kantor]]></dc:creator>
            <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2023 14:02:29 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[CDC Reports Alarming Spike in Ferrante Fever]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/jane-austens-wastebasket/cdc-reports-alarming-spike-in-ferrante-fever-bad61901f8a2?source=rss-f2ec7add8837------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*n80EbA2PVr_9Xdeq" width="4608"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Pandemic Takes on Novel Dimensions</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/jane-austens-wastebasket/cdc-reports-alarming-spike-in-ferrante-fever-bad61901f8a2?source=rss-f2ec7add8837------2">Continue reading on Jane Austen’s Wastebasket »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2023 04:18:46 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Classic Movies Rebooted for the Smartphone Era]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/jane-austens-wastebasket/classic-movies-rebooted-for-the-smartphone-era-37b726be2a78?source=rss-f2ec7add8837------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*TagXDeUMBiWD4Wzn" width="6000"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Sometimes an Upgrade is Really a Downgrade</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/jane-austens-wastebasket/classic-movies-rebooted-for-the-smartphone-era-37b726be2a78?source=rss-f2ec7add8837------2">Continue reading on Jane Austen’s Wastebasket »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Kantor]]></dc:creator>
            <pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2022 21:00:44 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader Whose Curriculum Has Been Gutted by Book Banning?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 18 Oct 2022 13:01:52 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Shitty Movie Sequels That We, As a Society, Deserve]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2022 13:03:29 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[I Will Keep This Baby In Exchange For A Netflix Stand-Up Special]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2022 12:38:19 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[You’re Invited to My Party for the Socially Anxious]]></title>
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            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Emma Kantor]]></dc:creator>
            <pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2022 13:53:33 GMT</pubDate>
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