<![CDATA[Stories by Elizabeth Emerald on Medium]]> https://medium.com/@lizemerald?source=rss-941f7b6a7b21------2 https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/fit/c/150/150/1*KqXyIm9ZXzMK1TsRDVFoDA.jpeg Stories by Elizabeth Emerald on Medium https://medium.com/@lizemerald?source=rss-941f7b6a7b21------2 Medium Fri, 13 Nov 2026 04:09:07 GMT <![CDATA[Playing Politics With Gemini]]>

Posing as a neutral party, not priming with bias

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It pulls no punches in expressing its “opinions”

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Costume idea for 2027: Gemini gets my twisted humor!

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… who inspired me to seek the truth. Thank you!

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to facilitate future couch-crashing stints (Moot!)

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It took just one tiny treat to topple the tower

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O, Lord Jesus! At long last, saved from eternal torment

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Blindsided bride-not-to-be tells a twisted tale …

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…and its so-called superpower: Autocorrect

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Do the math (hint: life-expectancy is 80)

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