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        <title><![CDATA[Stories by Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬 on Medium]]></title>
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            <title><![CDATA[Reading About 69 Is Awesome … Even Better Than The Real Thing]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/doctor-funny/reading-about-69-is-awesome-even-better-than-the-real-thing-dd8fe5bc19a0?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*tF3zAyIRVSIHvY1d" width="3999"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">You&#x2019;ll be delighted &#x2014; tingling even &#x2014; guaranteed</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/doctor-funny/reading-about-69-is-awesome-even-better-than-the-real-thing-dd8fe5bc19a0?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2">Continue reading on Doctor Funny »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2026 16:09:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[10 MORE Great Activities That No One Can Charge You For, and Never Will]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2026 17:14:53 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[I Used the AI Death Machine to Find My 10 Best Emergency Medicine Stories for You]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2026 17:42:14 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Anna Shadley’s Tasty and Tasteful Fish Taco Story Knocks a Facebook Group and the PTA on Their…]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/doctor-funny/anna-shadleys-tasty-and-tasteful-fish-taco-story-knocks-a-facebook-group-and-the-pta-on-their-1be8de680d79?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*pvvWP3QiyyU5wgcc" width="4096"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Suburban warfare and a good story, gone wild</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/doctor-funny/anna-shadleys-tasty-and-tasteful-fish-taco-story-knocks-a-facebook-group-and-the-pta-on-their-1be8de680d79?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2">Continue reading on Doctor Funny »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) ]]></dc:creator>
            <pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2026 09:01:36 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Don’t Judge a 151-Words-or-Less BS Story By Its Cover]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/doctor-funny/dont-judge-a-151-words-or-less-bs-story-by-its-cover-e1e2ff8fd3f1?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*meVgQeK38hJTPluk" width="3024"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">More BS about nothing &#x2026; maybe</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/doctor-funny/dont-judge-a-151-words-or-less-bs-story-by-its-cover-e1e2ff8fd3f1?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2">Continue reading on Doctor Funny »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2026 15:49:07 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[My Fucked Up Responses to AFP’s August This or Fucking That]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/my-fucked-up-responses-to-afps-august-this-or-fucking-that-4041fa33d54a?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*ixtnqDNyXTAx7bkA" width="3032"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">The one-liners</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/my-fucked-up-responses-to-afps-august-this-or-fucking-that-4041fa33d54a?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2">Continue reading on Another Fucking Publication »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2026 15:31:39 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[If Tony Reposts All Our Stories — With a Note, Tony, With a Note!]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/all-about-m/if-tony-reposts-all-our-stories-with-a-note-tony-with-a-note-3b3c01593e7a?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*TU_999OBmOUIxNzR" width="3661"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Putting the &#x201C;reap&#x201D; in repost</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/all-about-m/if-tony-reposts-all-our-stories-with-a-note-tony-with-a-note-3b3c01593e7a?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2">Continue reading on All About Something »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2026 11:44:53 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[AI Answers All of Life’s Biggest Questions]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2026 15:52:37 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[To All Those Who Went Wild for My Comments, Imagine the Excitement You’ll Experience While Reading…]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/doctor-funny/to-all-those-who-went-wild-for-my-comments-imagine-the-excitement-youll-experience-while-reading-8258d673d7e4?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*23JSuh36E6zqClzW" width="5188"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">You clapped, I curtsied</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/doctor-funny/to-all-those-who-went-wild-for-my-comments-imagine-the-excitement-youll-experience-while-reading-8258d673d7e4?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2">Continue reading on Doctor Funny »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 11:07:40 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[I Had All the Weird Old Person Shit Covered With My ‘Weird Old Person Shit’ Story, Until…]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/i-thought-id-covered-all-the-weird-old-person-shit-with-my-weird-old-person-shit-story-until-4ab0b7f18e16?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/0*RGDko-HjEZa-6AuD" width="2848"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">What the fuck, Carol!? Now there are MORE bizarre observations about Gen Geezer</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/another-fucking-publication/i-thought-id-covered-all-the-weird-old-person-shit-with-my-weird-old-person-shit-story-until-4ab0b7f18e16?source=rss-55ec49f51927------2">Continue reading on Another Fucking Publication »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2026 02:09:29 GMT</pubDate>
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