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            <title><![CDATA[Strangers Like to Touch Me]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://gay.medium.com/strangers-like-to-touch-me-e90680c48644?source=rss-bfa6bb47e0e6------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*3MXc7SMh6IKbs8utss0_rQ.jpeg" width="1600"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">When tattoos are interpreted as an invitation</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://gay.medium.com/strangers-like-to-touch-me-e90680c48644?source=rss-bfa6bb47e0e6------2">Continue reading on Gay Mag »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 18 Oct 2019 17:02:12 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Why Does My Dog Make Bad Decisions?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://tenderly.medium.com/why-does-my-dog-make-bad-decisions-f484b7885199?source=rss-bfa6bb47e0e6------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/1*93cvgXDnHnyv70p43ryY8Q.jpeg" width="4032"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">I sought expert opinions on a mystery that everyone with a canine companion must confront</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://tenderly.medium.com/why-does-my-dog-make-bad-decisions-f484b7885199?source=rss-bfa6bb47e0e6------2">Continue reading on Tenderly »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2019 16:01:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Preservationists Are Saving Video Game History, One Upload at a Time]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://onezero.medium.com/preservationists-are-saving-video-game-history-one-upload-at-a-time-cc5b8bb512a2?source=rss-bfa6bb47e0e6------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1358/1*mq5Y-4zABe6hApUpdGofoQ.jpeg" width="1358"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Games are key to understanding modern culture, but archiving them can be surprisingly challenging</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://onezero.medium.com/preservationists-are-saving-video-game-history-one-upload-at-a-time-cc5b8bb512a2?source=rss-bfa6bb47e0e6------2">Continue reading on OneZero »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 27 Jun 2019 11:01:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Future of A.I. Isn’t Quite Human]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://onezero.medium.com/the-future-of-ai-isnt-quite-human-b91cf4919d?source=rss-bfa6bb47e0e6------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2400/1*F3JF2781yOFEZsOjtaKPow.jpeg" width="2400"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">On the red carpet or the esports arena, the next generation of celebrities could be artificial</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://onezero.medium.com/the-future-of-ai-isnt-quite-human-b91cf4919d?source=rss-bfa6bb47e0e6------2">Continue reading on OneZero »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 20 Mar 2019 13:46:08 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Neopets as We Know It Is About to Be Obliterated]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/@nicolecarpenter/neopets-as-we-know-it-is-about-to-be-obliterated-78db2076412c?source=rss-bfa6bb47e0e6------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1024/1*U0-NnyCK5O4g9lwVvGsRRg.png" width="1024"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">When Adobe Flash dies, so will your childhood memories</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/@nicolecarpenter/neopets-as-we-know-it-is-about-to-be-obliterated-78db2076412c?source=rss-bfa6bb47e0e6------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2018 13:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Overwatch pros on MLG Vegas map pool: ‘Everyone hates it and it’s a bad idea’]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2016 21:21:46 GMT</pubDate>
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            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4>MLG Vegas will have a preset map pool and no one is happy about it.</h4><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1024/1*lLmz-uk1WgnUkBQKjWt6gQ.jpeg" /><figcaption>Image via MLG</figcaption></figure><p>Major League Gaming’s <a href="https://dotesports.com/mlg-leaves-out-big-name-from-its-first-major-overwatch-tournament-1f4efe1bb2#.reoxoq19b">first major <em>Overwatch </em>tournament</a> is quickly approaching, but participating professional players aren’t happy about the way it’s set up.</p><p>MLG revealed today that it’s forgoing a map drafting phase — which has become traditional in competitive <em>Overwatch</em> — for a <a href="http://www.majorleaguegaming.com/events/95/mlg-vegas#overwatch-match-per-round">preset map pool</a> during the tournament (Dec. 16–18 in Las Vegas). Maps for each game through group play and brackets have already been determined: Teams will not be able to ban out any maps from the tournament. Given the prevalence of map drafting in the <em>Overwatch </em>tournament scene, many maps simply aren’t practiced by professional <em>Overwatch </em>teams.</p><p>“It’s just idiotic to force maps that no one plays and force maps that are permanently banned with drafts that every — or nearly every — tournament has used in the past,” Rise Nation DPS player Nathan “xRetzi” Telen told Dot Esports. “It’s arbitrarily punishing teams for not choosing to practice certain maps when there was no reason to in the past.”</p><p>Control map Ilios will be played at least nine times throughout the tournament, with assault map Temple of Anubus and escort map Route 66 being played five times. From there, hybrid maps Eichenwalde and King’s Row will see play four times. All of <em>Overwatch</em>’s live maps — save the new arena map Ecopoint: Antarctica — will see at least two games.</p><p>“There are too many maps in this game to expect teams to practice all of them, so I think it’s pretty stupid to force teams to play all maps in a tournament,” Jack “Shake” Kaplan, support player for compLexity Gaming, told Dot Esports. “The fact that certain maps are played way more than others makes it even worse.”</p><p>Ilios is the biggest problem for many professional <em>Overwatch </em>players — which makes its staggering play number at MLG Vegas all the more confusing. “A lot of teams don’t even scrim Ilios, so having that map played nine times is pretty disappointing,” Shake added.</p><p>But that’s not the only problem. Ridding the tournament of a map draft takes away from some of <em>Overwatch</em>’s depth of strategy. CompLexity Gaming — and many, if not all, <em>Overwatch </em>teams — practice specifically for the draft, flex player Anthony “harbleu” Ballo said. “Our team spends hours doing mock drafts to prepare for different teams and bans differently depending on who we play,” harbleu added.</p><p>Fnatic tank Faraaz ‘Stoop’ Waris summed up the professional <em>Overwatch </em>scenes thoughts perhaps most succinctly: “Everyone hates it and it’s a bad idea.”</p><p>But despite the scorn for MLG Vegas’ <em>Overwatch </em>map plan, it seems unlikely that organizers would change the format so close to the event.</p><img src="https://medium.com/_/stat?event=post.clientViewed&referrerSource=full_rss&postId=90f64fc6339e" width="1" height="1" alt="">]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Esports gambler makes $12,500 on ELEAGUE bet]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2016 14:21:26 GMT</pubDate>
            <atom:updated>2016-12-07T14:22:54.347Z</atom:updated>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4>Betway underestimated OpTic Gaming with 500/1 odds.</h4><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1024/1*sdbcyWJ8i-3M0BlvzAtykA.jpeg" /><figcaption>Photo via <a href="http://www.eleague.com/gallery/groupd/vis0d8p31p8sbn20nqnlathaf6ibcv">ELEAGUE</a></figcaption></figure><p>One OpTic Gaming fan took a big risk betting the <em>Counter-Strike: Global Offensive </em>team would reign supreme during ELEAGUE Season 2.</p><p>Sports betting website Betway gave OpTic Gaming 500/1 odds of winning the tournament. As OpTic moved through the tournament, folks began to notice the potential large payout should they beat the odds. First, the North American <em>Counter-Strike </em>team had to qualify for the 16-team global tournament, then take on ELEAGUE Season 1 runner-up Fnatic in group play.</p><p>“Through all the years of having a dedicated esports trading team we thought we had seen it all, but this 500/1 shot has left us with egg on our faces,” Betway’s Alan Alger said in a press release. “We’re only too happy to pay out on what is our largest priced single esports winner in our history, although I can confidently say we won’t be underestimating OpTic Gaming at the next [<em>Counter-Strike</em>] event.</p><p>After an impressive run in the group stages — pushing Fnatic and Team EnVyUs out of the tournament — OpTic took decisive wins from mousesports and FaZe Clan. Facing Danish powerhouse team Astralis in the finals, OpTic Gaming went 2–1 to take the victory and $400,000 in winnings. And as a result, one lucky (or preternaturally prescient) fan took home just over £10,000, or about $12,500.</p><p>Though this esports better brought in only a fraction of OpTic’s total winnings from ELEAGUE Season 2, they’re certainly thanking OpTic for defying those odds.</p><img src="https://medium.com/_/stat?event=post.clientViewed&referrerSource=full_rss&postId=6a208eaf34a1" width="1" height="1" alt="">]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Will Ferrell to star in new esports comedy movie]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2016 19:27:44 GMT</pubDate>
            <atom:updated>2016-12-07T14:11:39.223Z</atom:updated>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4>Esports teams Evil Geniuses and Fnatic are in talks to appear in the film.</h4><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1000/1*QC798tY0AZyhd0jq31ltUw.jpeg" /><figcaption>Photo via <a href="https://www.flickr.com/photos/evarinaldiphotography/7716008124/in/photolist-cLrH61-cKQzRh-cKQzvy-cKQyoQ-cKQygs-cKQzo5-cKQy9f-cKQz9d-cLrz7f-dzemrX-8qHMeB-cLrJQY-cLrHWu-cLrHCU-cLrJwd-cLrJed-fsWGC4-p7gAVg-8Tnsxh-8TjkUg-8TnraJ-8Tjk5v-8Tnrod-8Tjn9V-8TjjMX-8Tnrwb-8TjmnZ-8TjmBT-8TnsLE-7eRSjR-8nHXfA-8nEU4t-8nHRc3-5Wx8p7-6nNG8u-xRypt-4a9zvg-bqaZxA-5XTqkc-5XXF1G-cKQA75-cKQyEb-cKQAnN-cKQyUG-cKQxy5-cLrz1b-cLry8S-4hDLpY-8qLUc1-8qHMiP">Eva Rinaldi</a> (CC BY SA 2.0)</figcaption></figure><p>Actor and comedian Will Ferrell is looking to bump up the average esports player age by a few decades in Legendary Entertainment’s upcoming esports comedy film.</p><p>The film, written by <em>Spongebob Squarepants 3</em> writers Michael Kvamme and Jordan Dunn, will center on Ferrell’s character, described as an anomaly in the esports scene because of his age. Slowing hand-eye coordination is no match for Ferrell’s character, who will take a role similar to the one he played in <em>Talladega Nights</em>, according to the press release. Two prolific esports organizations, Evil Geniuses and Fnatic, are also in talks to appear in the film, though their role has not been detailed.</p><p>A release date for the unnamed film has not been announced. Gary Sanchez and Mosaic will produce the film, with Patrick Connelly and John Beach of Gravity Squad co-producing.</p><p>Esports’ global appeal is sure to have been the draw for Legendary, given the massive scale of top games like <em>League of Legends </em>and <em>Dota 2</em>. With millions of dollars on the line, esports competition is drawing the attention of major organizations like the NBA, TBS, and ESPN.</p><p>This will be Ferrell’s first official foray into esports—here’s hoping he’s been warming up those fingers.</p><img src="https://medium.com/_/stat?event=post.clientViewed&referrerSource=full_rss&postId=585ee8c3bc0a" width="1" height="1" alt="">]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Blizzard confirms Overwatch holiday event]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2016 18:45:09 GMT</pubDate>
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            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4>Cheers, love — winter is here.</h4><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1024/1*-2IF-U_F9-N9FCIxqrDLCA.jpeg" /><figcaption>Image via <a href="http://blizzard.gamespress.com/Overwatch">Blizzard</a></figcaption></figure><p>Grab your hats and gloves — Blizzard Entertainment’s <em>Overwatch </em>winter holiday event is hitting the game next week. Officially confirmed today, the event will go live Dec. 13.</p><p>The <em>Overwatch </em>developer formally invited all players to the event in a <a href="https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/806196531795673088">Twitter post</a>, writing, “It’s the most wonderful time of the time, and we hope you’ll join us for some holiday cheer.”</p><h3>Overwatch on Twitter</h3><p>You&#39;re invited! https://t.co/MQZPZOW4Y1</p><p>From the Twitter post, it looks like <em>Overwatch </em>map King’s Row will get a winter makeover. The rest of the update, however, is still a mystery. And we’re still asking: <a href="https://dotesports.com/who-gets-to-be-santa-in-overwatchs-holiday-event-85087b5f6ba2#.7m378x64j">Who gets to be Santa</a>? Players are not totally in the dark, though. <em>Overwatch </em>dataminers took to the game’s files last week and discovered potential clues on what will be included. One dataminer, <a href="http://xn--torbjrn-e1a/">Kjasi</a>, predicted there would be at least one holiday event (like Junkenstein’s Revenge for Halloween) and at least one holiday map, but up to three.</p><p>Additionally, <a href="https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1491521&amp;p=51448500&amp;viewfull=1">Kjasi’s findings</a> suggest that all heroes will get a spray, voice line, and victory pose, just as they did with the Halloween event. Widowmaker, Reinhardt, Mercy, Symmetra, Reaper, Sombra, Roadhog, D.Va, Ana, Soldier: 76, and Lúcio are all getting either a costume, emote, or highlight intro, should Kjasi’s predictions be true. Based on the data found, Winston, McCree, Mei, Pharah, Zarya, Tracer, and Zenyatta are predicted to be getting two new updates of either a costume, emote, or highlight intro.</p><p>Torbjörn, on the other hand, is the only hero who’s getting an emote, costume, <em>and </em>highlight intro. Does this mean Torbjörn will be Santa? We’ll find out for sure when the <em>Overwatch </em>holiday event goes live on Dec. 13.</p><img src="https://medium.com/_/stat?event=post.clientViewed&referrerSource=full_rss&postId=ae92144a1cd2" width="1" height="1" alt="">]]></content:encoded>
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            <title><![CDATA[Who gets to be Santa in Overwatch’s holiday event?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2016 17:51:41 GMT</pubDate>
            <atom:updated>2016-12-06T18:14:03.206Z</atom:updated>
            <content:encoded><![CDATA[<h4>There are a few obvious choices, but we’re hoping Blizzard takes a more unconventional approach.</h4><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1024/1*efu6l7pH_kniZhMAtBf0MA.jpeg" /><figcaption>Image via Blizzard</figcaption></figure><p><strong>UPDATE</strong> (Dec. 5, 2016 1:04 pm ET): Seconds after posting this story, Blizzard confirmed the holiday event.</p><p><a href="https://dotesports.com/leaked-audio-files-point-to-christmas-overwatch-event-528a087bc6ce#.npdzrt8ds">Leaked audio files</a> found in late November suggest Blizzard Entertainment may be preparing for an <em>Overwatch </em>holiday event. A festive <em>Overwatch </em>theme song — part of the leaked files — inspires one major question with the community: Who gets to be Santa?</p><p>As always, <em>Overwatch </em>players have a lot of good ideas for holiday skins — and there are a few standouts when it comes to the jolly, bearded dude. The obvious choice, of course, is Reinhardt.</p><h3>Dopey on Twitter</h3><p>Santa Reinhardt</p><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/940/1*M0uRg9am0A04paHnUtFpmg.png" /><figcaption>Image via Tumblr user <a href="http://wowza-wowzers.tumblr.com/post/153749683809/im-going-to-scream-if-theres-no-santa-reinhardt">Wowzers</a> (used with permission)</figcaption></figure><p>Though he’d certainly be a more fit Santa than we’re used to, Reinhardt’s got the size. And the beard. And the white hair. Swap his hammer for a hulking red bag full of presents, and you’re good to go.</p><p>Reinhardt’s got some competition when it comes to the white beard, though — Torbjörn.</p><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1000/1*1f1Rla_FgKtIoS2aCbv7aA.jpeg" /><figcaption>Image via Tumblr user <a href="http://kapkat-art.tumblr.com/post/151862289137/christmas-torbj%C3%B6rn-skin-an-update-present">KapKat</a> (used with permission)</figcaption></figure><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/960/1*u3N2uB5TQG29ATS_9HqPMg.png" /><figcaption>Image via <a href="https://twitter.com/playoverwatch/status/547844302508797952">Blizzard</a></figcaption></figure><p>Blizzard is behind the snowball launcher and reindeer turret, too; in 2014, the developer tweeted out an image of Torbjörn as Santa that’s never shown up in-game.</p><p>There’s always the unconventional approach. Say, Santa Reaper or <a href="http://jaybyrd-draws.tumblr.com/post/152813070317/oh-snap-check-out-the-new-christmas-zenyatta-skin">Ol’ Saintyatta</a>.</p><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1024/1*D1s8v_2tftpJr4BfoIP2VA.png" /><figcaption>Image via Tumblr user <a href="http://genjicado.tumblr.com/post/152721252977/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-you-playing-muffled">genjicado</a> (used with permission)</figcaption></figure><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1024/1*yxdxr4vF929AWmRySxTVJQ.jpeg" /><figcaption>Image via Tumblr user <a href="http://jaybyrd-draws.tumblr.com/post/152813070317/oh-snap-check-out-the-new-christmas-zenyatta-skin">JayByrd</a> (<a href="/service/mailto:jaybyrd4rt@gmail.com">jaybyrd4rt@gmail.com</a>, used with permission)</figcaption></figure><p>Regardless of who’s Santa, super speedy Tracer could be heading up the sleigh as a reindeer.</p><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1024/1*dzxAtvYerU7Z2BLRzZfuXw.jpeg" /><figcaption>Image via Tumblr user <a href="http://mygayart.tumblr.com/post/153352105921/petition-for-reindeer-tracer-tagging-with">mygayart</a> (used with permission)</figcaption></figure><p>We’re confident enough to nearly guarantee one thing: Christmas lights and holiday sweaters. <em>Overwatch </em>fans are hoping that Soldier: 76, in particular, will get a really good sweater.</p><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1024/1*V9Ov60xHrwrvH2xY2mt_vQ.jpeg" /><figcaption>Image via Tumblr user <a href="http://whimsicalcannibal.tumblr.com/post/152735310231/too-soon">WhimsicalCannibal</a> (used with permission)</figcaption></figure><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/500/1*sZT_4vZoU7zH1kCsLNJKTA.png" /><figcaption>Image via Tumblr user <a href="http://sehyeo.tumblr.com/post/153261726029/ugly-christmas-sweater-skin-for-dad-76-please">sehyeo</a> (used with permission)</figcaption></figure><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1024/1*OOhNZ9rX0cgVNU0WSKDl0Q.png" /><figcaption>Image via Tumblr user <a href="http://uni416.tumblr.com/image/153735563214">uni416</a> (used with permission)</figcaption></figure><p>Genji, on the other hand, only really needs to don some flashing lights.</p><figure><img alt="" src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/500/1*S9HXkvhGkeAiDWudsSMM7A.gif" /><figcaption>Image via Tumblr user <a href="http://flammenklinge.tumblr.com/post/153385952830/only-a-shimada-can-control-the-fairy-lights">Flammenklinge</a> (used with permission)</figcaption></figure><p>Blizzard has yet to confirm or deny the <em>Overwatch </em>holiday update (or whether or not there will be Christmas sweaters). We’ll update you with more information should it be officially announced. Given Blizzard’s history of winter events — <em>Heroes of the Storm </em>and <em>World of Warcraft </em>both get holiday celebrations — it’s likely the developer will show us more soon.</p><p>For us at Dot Esports, we really just want snowballs.</p><img src="https://medium.com/_/stat?event=post.clientViewed&referrerSource=full_rss&postId=85087b5f6ba2" width="1" height="1" alt="">]]></content:encoded>
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