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        <title><![CDATA[Stories by Oscar Rhea on Medium]]></title>
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            <title><![CDATA[Who Cares About Haiti?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2026 17:20:38 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Where is Anthony Bourdain?]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2026 08:29:19 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Neat Little Endings]]></title>
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            <dc:creator><![CDATA[Oscar Rhea]]></dc:creator>
            <pubDate>Mon, 07 Sep 2026 05:35:14 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[To All the Writers in a World of Robots]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2026 23:01:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Things to Say in an Elevator]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2026 10:09:31 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Trick to Loving Olives]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2026 16:41:26 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Baby Shoes, For Sale. Worn Once.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 16:00:10 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[We Are All Morons]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2026 16:35:31 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Coincidence? Yup.]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2026 20:17:33 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Your Waiter Doesn’t Think You’re Funny]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2026 20:23:42 GMT</pubDate>
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