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            <title><![CDATA[12 Serious Midterm Thoughts From The Satirist]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://thehalfwaypost.medium.com/12-serious-midterm-thoughts-from-the-satirist-49a90982831b?source=rss-47673004d4da------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/1*50-omXW8PhlaKrcFM8A6bw.jpeg" width="5760"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">I am still elated over how wildly different 2028 will be thanks to Tuesday&#x2019;s blue tsunami!</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://thehalfwaypost.medium.com/12-serious-midterm-thoughts-from-the-satirist-49a90982831b?source=rss-47673004d4da------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2026 19:53:27 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Fox News To Send Reporters To Drag Shows To Understand The Blue Wave]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2026 14:07:46 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Democrats' Landslide Victory Is A National Paradigm Shift]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/democrats-landslide-victory-is-a-national-paradigm-shift-0a281292a76e?source=rss-47673004d4da------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/1*j-OTRn3JWguV1leOi4-n9w.jpeg" width="5184"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Last night&apos;s results has me feeling like it&apos;s 2008&#xA0;again</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/thought-thinkers/democrats-landslide-victory-is-a-national-paradigm-shift-0a281292a76e?source=rss-47673004d4da------2">Continue reading on Thought Thinkers »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2026 18:04:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Republicans Say Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Is Giving “Strong Jonestown Vibes”]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://thehalfwaypost.medium.com/republicans-say-trumps-mar-a-lago-is-giving-strong-jonestown-vibes-e4bd3db2feee?source=rss-47673004d4da------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1129/1*ePjnMGqUSm2Ob4RC5mkVEA.jpeg" width="1129"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Dada news headlines by Dash MacIntyre</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://thehalfwaypost.medium.com/republicans-say-trumps-mar-a-lago-is-giving-strong-jonestown-vibes-e4bd3db2feee?source=rss-47673004d4da------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2026 16:36:58 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[16 Serious Thoughts From The Satirist]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://thehalfwaypost.medium.com/16-serious-thoughts-from-the-satirist-32272d13144d?source=rss-47673004d4da------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/1*N2yy63DCq3TXD8rZoJPs3Q.jpeg" width="3264"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Serious thoughts for your Sunday!</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://thehalfwaypost.medium.com/16-serious-thoughts-from-the-satirist-32272d13144d?source=rss-47673004d4da------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2026 13:22:55 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[The Possibility Trump Resigns After The Midterms Is Higher Than 0%]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://thehalfwaypost.medium.com/the-possibility-trump-resigns-after-the-midterms-is-higher-than-0-d68f51aaace7?source=rss-47673004d4da------2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/1*ZKChPi1gN7F0UYXeeVvuMQ.jpeg" width="3360"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Real quick, I talked to the best JD Vance impersonator on the Internet Dan Wilbur yesterday for two hours about the psychology behind JD&#x2026;</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://thehalfwaypost.medium.com/the-possibility-trump-resigns-after-the-midterms-is-higher-than-0-d68f51aaace7?source=rss-47673004d4da------2">Continue reading on Medium »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2026 12:01:02 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Vivek Ramaswamy Is This Week’s Worst Person In America]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2026 12:01:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[JD Vance Staffers Are Planning In Case Trump Resigns After The Midterms]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2026 19:16:35 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[America Wants Obama To Host SNL And Roast Trump Mercilessly]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2026 12:01:01 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Deport Jared Kushner To Israel, The Country He’s Actually Loyal To]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2026 12:01:02 GMT</pubDate>
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