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            <title><![CDATA[Make Emptying The Dishwasher Great Again]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/make-emptying-the-dishwasher-great-again-e2749e1d3d34?source=rss----849651430909---4"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/1*N8gI0XTVTLaXCBvWidqseA.jpeg" width="5760"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">A weird and wonderful trick from Ellen Langer that can make chores more interesting.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/make-emptying-the-dishwasher-great-again-e2749e1d3d34?source=rss----849651430909---4">Continue reading on Antidotes for Chimps »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 16 Feb 2025 03:26:18 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[What the fuck is this and how the fuck do I fold it?]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/what-the-fuck-is-this-and-how-the-fuck-do-i-fold-it-17318745a938?source=rss----849651430909---4"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/2600/1*uiVLdSqtAYDefK2z6mcguQ.jpeg" width="7680"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">The pile contains complexities man could never dream of.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/what-the-fuck-is-this-and-how-the-fuck-do-i-fold-it-17318745a938?source=rss----849651430909---4">Continue reading on Antidotes for Chimps »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 05 Aug 2023 09:05:16 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Mike Tyson At The Funfair]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/mike-tyson-at-the-funfair-a27a2fb8ff83?source=rss----849651430909---4"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1000/0*gZ1jd0B7V1Tp9-IK" width="1000"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Me and my buddy Big Ears Avery take a trip to the funfair to loosen up</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/mike-tyson-at-the-funfair-a27a2fb8ff83?source=rss----849651430909---4">Continue reading on Antidotes for Chimps »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2023 03:54:14 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Book Me — Jean-Claude Van Damme — For Your Charity Event Today]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/book-me-jean-claude-van-damme-for-your-charity-event-today-4e06aaee4a1b?source=rss----849651430909---4"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1232/1*OIu2UNb-jjz6KCNMHiJkdQ.jpeg" width="1232"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Have you ever smelt your own amazement?</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/book-me-jean-claude-van-damme-for-your-charity-event-today-4e06aaee4a1b?source=rss----849651430909---4">Continue reading on Antidotes for Chimps »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2023 03:31:17 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Mike Tyson At The Walmart Deli]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/mike-tyson-at-the-walmart-deli-565df1b6d20b?source=rss----849651430909---4"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1000/1*-vkeTP3e9WaXVwvYhRm1-w.jpeg" width="1000"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">The deli can be a hard place, especially for Mike Tyson.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/mike-tyson-at-the-walmart-deli-565df1b6d20b?source=rss----849651430909---4">Continue reading on Antidotes for Chimps »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2022 03:23:33 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[As A Magpie I’d Like To Apologise]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/as-a-magpie-id-like-to-apologise-7ffd6a295e78?source=rss----849651430909---4"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1000/1*tRxCcmrJ7iAJk5Rps3Xhag.jpeg" width="1000"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">We&#x2019;ve taken too many eyeballs.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/as-a-magpie-id-like-to-apologise-7ffd6a295e78?source=rss----849651430909---4">Continue reading on Antidotes for Chimps »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2021 21:02:56 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[I Am The Cloud That Will Ruin Your Day]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/i-am-the-cloud-that-will-ruin-your-day-8a5b2689670b?source=rss----849651430909---4"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/680/1*EaZ6Qn_MPscDyRl5j7vKpQ.jpeg" width="680"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">Feel my watery consignment.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/i-am-the-cloud-that-will-ruin-your-day-8a5b2689670b?source=rss----849651430909---4">Continue reading on Antidotes for Chimps »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2021 03:23:45 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[I Accidentally Injected Myself With Dog DNA]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/i-accidentally-injected-myself-with-dog-dna-d1db94b07970?source=rss----849651430909---4"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1000/1*MtqQAImUts63UN-Mjk-zVg.jpeg" width="1000"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">My desire to please has skyrocketed</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/i-accidentally-injected-myself-with-dog-dna-d1db94b07970?source=rss----849651430909---4">Continue reading on Antidotes for Chimps »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 25 Nov 2021 23:39:07 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Monday to Friday With My Reckless Amygdala]]></title>
            <description><![CDATA[<div class="medium-feed-item"><p class="medium-feed-image"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/monday-to-friday-with-my-reckless-amygdala-d195831bd31d?source=rss----849651430909---4"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1000/0*sFgOEvZpsT4MZ3tp" width="1000"></a></p><p class="medium-feed-snippet">My nemesis at work: the amygdala.</p><p class="medium-feed-link"><a href="https://medium.com/antidotes-for-chimps/monday-to-friday-with-my-reckless-amygdala-d195831bd31d?source=rss----849651430909---4">Continue reading on Antidotes for Chimps »</a></p></div>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2021 00:17:45 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[Radical Acceptance | The Power Of Welcoming Pain]]></title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2021 02:00:26 GMT</pubDate>
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