<![CDATA[No Off Limits - Medium]]> https://medium.com/no-off-limits?source=rss----663f95640dff---4 https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/proxy/1*TGH72Nnw24QL3iV9IOm4VA.png No Off Limits - Medium https://medium.com/no-off-limits?source=rss----663f95640dff---4 Medium Thu, 12 Nov 2026 18:21:11 GMT <![CDATA[HE APOLOGISED. THE ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKER.]]>

Three articles of psychological warfare, and the man has the nerve to respond with emotional maturity.

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He offered me a marketing strategy. I gave him a starring role in a trilogy.

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My unsolicited book-marketing guru returned for round two. Naturally, I escalated matters.

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He came for my money. I came for his.

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Well, that escalated quickly.

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Yes, 69. Try to contain yourself.

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]]> https://medium.com/no-off-limits/69-ways-to-not-be-a-potato-9aceb149a6be?source=rss----663f95640dff---4 https://medium.com/p/9aceb149a6be Mon, 19 Oct 2026 11:18:45 GMT 2026-10-19T17:34:12.868Z <![CDATA[I Came Face to Face With a Mountain Lion. It Taught Me About Boundaries.]]>

I went looking for adventure. Adventure looked back.

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Except, is it?

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I’m still waiting for someone to call her parents.

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AI Commenters Can Fuck Right Off

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