Netflix: A Crisis In Steve The Squirrel Universe (STSU)

People, this has been a very concerning time for the network. We are in deep discussions about our new trilogy series: Squirrel Wars, M&M Strikes Back, and The Return of Squirrel.

Please don’t, there is no relation here to Star Wars… what universe are you from?

Anyway…

The writers are up in arms as soon as they think they have working scripts, the stories are changing.

People, please, you need to stay on track with Steve The Squirrel Universe( STSU),as it’s going to be hard for Netflix to get this series out.

This series has a timeline, and we need to stay online. Otherwise, I’m going to have to send around the Time Variance Authority, aka the Timeline Police.

Right now, I just need to clarify some details before I go back to Netflix:

• Is Steve being held hostage?
• Is Steve on the run?
• What happened to the hitman, no I mean hit birdman, whatever?
• Is Steve taking the mick because I now hear he is doing standup on Saturday Night Live?- Olga Lukjanova
• Merchandise which was not authorised by us being sold Sophia Tell- Stories 🤓📢🤓, I need my cut of the profits.

This was not in the contract.

Please, please, please stop it. You’re confusing the writers.

How am I going to get my 35 percent bonus for selling this series?

This is my sales pitch to Netflix below:

Let me know what you think this is what I’m telling the Netflix people feel free to add and I might share some of the money with you

This is the wonderful world of Steve The Squirrel Universe (STSU), this is where squirrels throw nuts and become involved in lawsuits Sophia Tell- Stories 🤓📢🤓, deception, kidnapping, hitman and international travel. This is real drama and high stakes you won’t find any lightsabers here.

What next…… Marcus Musick

Please join us as Steve and M&M continue their unpredictable struggles in Steve The Squirrel Universe(STSU), if you don’t we will send around the Timeline Police

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Netflix’s Next Big Hit -The Squirrel Saga Unraveled — Starring Steve The Squirrel

This is a very long and complicated case. Please see the full facts at the end of this PAGE.

To summarize: Marcus Musick alleges he was ‘cussed’ out by Steve the Squirrel. Steve responded Isabel Villasmil, MRes. and then sued — winning the court case Sophia Tell- Stories 🤓📢🤓 Steve attended therapy. Bette A. Ludwig 🔍 PhD Marcus is now being interviewed by SCU Sophia Tell- Stories 🤓📢🤓

Now a producer from Nexflix would like to serialise the story:

Dear Mr. Marcus,

We are eager to secure the rights to your personal story before any potential legal proceedings and your acquaintance with a jail cell!

From our understanding, the charges you face include false imprisonment, slander, kidnapping, and the alleged hiring of Hootie to dispose of Steve.

Since you have yet to be convicted, we aim to secure the rights for serialization.

But do not worry we are exploring other options such as Kevin Heart! and the Rock!

We already have the scripts based on the stories of your fellow Medium writers…..please see below for your perusal

But…

We value your input in the casting process and would appreciate your thoughts on the matter. We can offer you good compensation for the sole rights to this story, even if you go to prison.

Please take a moment to review the attached pictures of yourself and select the one most suitable for portraying your character.

We envision a sizzling 10-part series, though we understand the gravity of the crime requires careful handling.

This story must be told

Steve has not been seen in a little while. We would be grateful if you could select a picture that best resembles him.

So we can get his character cast just right. Indeed if you are in contact with his cousin, he can play Steve.

We eagerly await your prompt response.

We are thrilled to be seeking actors to play your part, but unfortunately, Keano Reeves has regrettably declined.

We have to use actors Just in case you are otherwise detained and therefore would be unable to commit to completing the series. Best to cast someone now.

But do not worry we are exploring other options such as Kevin Heart! and the Rock!

Additionally, if there is anyone in your family who resembles you and has acting experience, please do let us know.

We eagerly anticipate your reply.

PS: We remain hopeful that Mr Spielberg will consider directing particularly as he shares the same name as Steve the Squirrel.

All the best.

Your favourite Netflix Producer LARO ✨✨

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These articles tell the whole story of Steve. The New Nexflix series!

• Have You Ever Been Cussed Out by an Angry Squirrel?
• Have You Ever Been This Scared in Your Life?
• I Didn’t Know Squirrels Can Type
• Squirrels Can Definitely Not Type, but We Can Do Even Better Things!
• Steve the Squirrel🐿️ vs. Marcus the Human! Steve Seeks Compensation
• This is Nuts! Why Am I Getting Sued by a Squirrel?
• Therapy Aims to Undo Steve the Squirrel’s Old Acorn Obsession
• I Thought Steve the Squirrel Was Dead
• Hiding in Plain Sight
• The Ultimate Hunt for Steve the Frantic Squirrel 🐿️
• The Case of Missing Steve the Squirrel
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Suspect — Mr Marcus . Victim — Steve The Squirrel

This is a very long and complicated case. Please see full facts at the end of this page.

To summarize: Marcus Musick alleges he was ‘cussed’ out by Steve the Squirrel. Steve responded Isabel Villasmil, MRes. and then sued — winning the court case Sophia Tell- Stories 🤓📢🤓 Steve attended therapy. Bette A. Ludwig 🔍 PhD

We suspect foul play. Steve’s lawyer has now called in the Special Crimes Unit.

Interview Recording Transcript:

SCU interviewed Mr. Marcus at his property.

We need to interview you regarding the disappearance of Steve Squirrel.

Mr. Marcus, is it true you arranged for an Hootie Owl to escort Steve to London, despite knowing that owls have a tendency to lunch on squirrels?

Did you intentionally put said squirrel in harm’s way, endangering his life?

Mr. Marcus, do you know where Steve the Squirrel is? If so, tell us today. We’ll be tracking any payments made to the owl.

In the meantime, Mr. Marcus, please stay at your writing desk. Refrain from contacting Hootie.

Sophia Tell- Stories 🤓📢🤓states that Steve never made it to London, which is quite concerning.

Moreover, we’ve been informed that his cousin has arrived on your property, likely trying to figure out where you’ve hidden Steve.

We know you’re hurting and upset that he threw nuts at you. We understand. We know you wouldn’t have deliberately harmed him, but perhaps in a fit of rage you did something you regret?

Make it easy on yourself, Mr Marcus.

We know this has been an ordeal, but seriously, where is Steve? We won’t be angry.

Here’s what we think happened, Mr Marcus:

On the night Steve was due to catch his plane, he came to see you just to say goodbye and clear the air.

But you both argued.

Steve threw some more nuts at you, and in a fit of anger, you called the owl.

However, Hootie Owl had another job and said he couldn’t get to you until later in the week. Plus, he hadn’t received the transfer payment you promised.

You then shoved poor Steve into your basement. Steve pleaded for you to stop and release him back into the wild, but you just went back to your writing.

Then, perhaps Steve managed to escape, and you conveniently informed the Hootie Owl. Or, you’re orchestrating this as a ruse, holding onto Steve while planning to shift the blame onto the Hootie.

You’ve sneakily spread rumors that Steve has headed North, all while secretly keeping him captive and feigning ignorance about his whereabouts.

To disguise the fact that you’ve captured Steve, you’ve taken a picture of his cousin and are pretending it’s Steve.

Mr. Marcus, come clean. We’re not here to judge, just to find Steve. Your help will go along way in reducing your sentence if you are convicted.

Dear Reader, what do you think Marcus did with Steve?

Check out these articles to learn more about the case of Steve!

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Threatening and menacing behavior by human leads to Squirrel Steve trying to defend himself!

This has now gone to court. Please would you all stand!

Steve the Squirrel vs. Marcus the Human🐿️

Your Honour

I am a representative lawyer for Steve the squirrel. He contacted me via my window and he is now my client.

My client has been the victim of defamation of character by Mr. Marcus, who falsely alleges that my client “cussed” him out! What a very tall and fabricated tale!

On the night of whatever night it was, the giant human did intend to hurt my client. The humans eyes glowed in the dark and Steve was terrified!

My client decided that the only way to defend himself was to get his hazel nuts and launch them at the human, and started shaking his body about to frighten the human away.

Also, Marcus is not to speak to him or approach him on the street or look up at him in his tree. Yes, it is his tree!

🐿️Steve saw this human as a predator and it was all about self preservation. He might try to catch Steve and barbecue him!

Steve just did not know what to do.

I concur that my client has been left traumatized and feeling that this human has no respect for his feelings.

Thus, I respectfully ask the court , to fine Mr Marcus.

For him to pay the sum of all his future medium earnings to Squirrel Steve.

As it does get extremely hot in Texas during the summer months, Steve would like to visit the UK where the weather is milder.

This money would facilitate this temporary move.

He also has been told that Sophia Tell is there and she is more friendly than Marcus!

Additionally, Steve would also like an apology from Marcus. Defamation of character is very serious.

If you want the full context, check Marcus Musick’s and then Isabel Villasmil, MRes. SEE END OF PAGE.

This situation has left My client quite fragile and he cannot focus for a long period of time without getting agitated.

If this is not complied with we would seek to escalate this and seek full possession of Mr Marcus’s home and possessions and all Medium income for the next 20 years.

But Steve is a reasonable squirrel and is very happy with just taking Medium earnings for the next ten years! He does not require the home.

Additionally, Marcus is not to speak to him or approach him on the street or look up at him in his tree with those piercing eyes. Yes, it is his tree!

🐿️Oh, and Mr Marcus to give back all nuts. The same ones Steve threw at Marcus.

I hand this over to the jury of Medium. Please can you deliberate and give your verdict. Will adjourn while you do.

Leave your verdict in the comment.

Added on 1/ 6/ 2024

Marcus — Guilty or Not!

I rest my case your honour!

This court case is a result of this incident —

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I Bet Nobody Had Done This For You…

Has Written A Song for You? I am honoured to Have One Composed For me.

So I was just going through my emails. Not expecting much from it.

Simply my Medium reads for the day and a few lovely emails from Medium friends.

And then I saw it. Someone had sent it to me.

I could not believe that someone would take the time to make this for me.

A song just for me!

Wow. That they would express their affection for me like this. It was unbelievable.

Anyway I cannot explain it I just have to let you watch.

The words are so deep and meaningful and they touch my heart.

Listen to the heartfelt words. You will not be able to hold in your joy at the wonderful lyrics.

PLAY MY SONG HERE!

I do not know what to say.

So the lyrics just in case you missed them are .

Sophia, Sophia,Sophia,
Sophia,Sophia,
Sophia,Sophia,

Sophia, Sophia,Sophia,
Sophia,Sophia,
Sophia,Sophia,

Sophia, Sophia,Sophia,
Sophia,Sophia, Sophia,Sophia

Such meaningful lyrics. I just do not know what to say. I am too welled up with emotions. I need to just sit for a minute and reflect…

Okay — done. Back to work now.

So there we have it dear readers my personalised song!

Okay so this guy sings names of people over and over again!

Not sure why I we need to hear our names said a thousand times!

If I ever forget my name and need reminding I can check out this video and play it to myself a thousand times!

Thanks mate!

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The pen that flowed produced some wonderful words and phrases, but she wanted me to be gone.

So now, like disregarded rubbish, I sit in a crumpled mess in the bin, with a piece of apple core.

The indignity of it all. I am a fine piece of writing paper, all be it with the stains of her beautiful ink words. Some of my friends sit miserably outside the bin. At least I am inside the bin , protected from the dog!

But now look at me, I am a mess and the ink has blurred into my body, and I look so awful and now crumpled!

I hope she will retrieve me. But alas, she has been watching too many Hollywood films where they toss the paper into the bin.

So here I must stay, dear reader, as I am carried to the outside bin. I know she will regret it.

I try to float out, to implore her that these words have meaning, that she just had to wait. I try to uncrumple myself so she can see what she has written but nothing helps. I am a gonna!

Goodbye, dear writer. I will miss your words. I know it was only for 30 minutes but we were friends.

I am so jealous of the pen — she gets to stay. I must go!

GOODBYE!

Goodbye. Never throw your work in the bin — unless you do not want someone to see it. Then dash it quick.

But if it is not about your ghastly relatives, then keep it, and you never know what gems of phrases and words may be hidden.

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Yes! I am over the moon!

Now, all I need is to track down that elusive avocado, and our destiny will be complete.

Oh, wait, why is the avocado gone?

It held something special inside, just for you!

No, I wasn’t planning to turn it into guacamole or use it for cooking. It was meant for our avo-cuddle session!

Now, I’ll have to express my undying love to you without the fruit, but how can it ever be the same without its fruity presence?

Couples are taking their love for the green superfood to a whole new level, and instead of classic ring boxes, people are carving the pit out of the avocado and replacing it with an engagement ring to pop the question to their partners.

There are now couples using avocados to place the ring in it and propose to their intended.

Very fruity indeed!

I do hope they eat it afterwards. No, not the ring, the avocado. Waste not, want not!

My issue with shelf life

But I have an issue with this fruit, and the problem is that it does not last long enough. I hope their marriages last longer than the avocado will! I adore avocados.

However, one of my biggest frustrations with them is their short shelf life. Despite my best efforts, they often turn brown and spoil within a day, even when stored in the fridge.

Determined to find a solution, I’ve embarked on a mission to mash this avocado problem.

So, I noticed in the local store, Iceland, that they used to sell avocados peeled and cut in half, frozen.

I did purchase these a few times, but when defrosted, they never quite came out the same, always a bit soggy and within the hour would go black.

But I am determined to find a solution as they have such good benefits.

Benefits of Avocados:

Avocados are packed with all the good stuff — fiber for a happy tummy.

Vitamins ( C, E, K, B-6) for a popping complexion, and minerals like potassium and magnesium for that extra push of vits!

They’re superfood for your brain.

With antioxidants like lutein and zeaxanthin, they will fight that aging.

So wear it, eat it, and PROPOSE, if you must, with it!

What I Am Going to Do to Make Mine Last Longer:

I am going to try and brush the avocado with lemon and see if it stops it from going brown.

I researched and found that if you mash the avocado up, add lemon and store it in an airtight container, then it should last for up to 2 to 3 days. I will try this one!

I also have read that if I put an onion in with the avocado that it will also slow the process down. So I am going to try both over the next few days and let you know.

I was thinking of pickling them, but not a fan of pickled stuff! I thought that if I made it into guacamole it would last longer, but it did not!!

Any ideas or things that work, please let me know.

By Sophia Tell!

Have a Fabulous day

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Reference

Daily Mail. (2018, February 17). Avocado proposals are the latest engagement trend. Daily Mail.

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