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It’s About Gerald
Edie’s Wildcard Requested Prompt
Boss,
I understand that you’re still mad. I was missing for the last three days. Okay, weeks. Alright, alright, months.
It wasn’t a secret that I’m that busy kind of person. Busy doing what? Well, only Earthworm and my personal demon know.
But I’m not here to confess my sin, Boss.
I’m here to tell you that Gerald has found his true calling in his life. Yes. He’s now a proud government pigeon officer. He’s so famous because nothing gets past him. He hardly approves anything. Although I don’t know what he’s approving. It must be super important, right?
All I know is that he’s guarding the stamp with all his feathers.
And I know things. Oh yeah. I know how to gain Gerald’s approval. And this is a secret.
You must give him rice grain. Not your usual grocery store rice grain. It must come from a certain farm field in Indonesia.
Good luck getting there, though.
It’s impossible to navigate your way there with all that wildfire smoke. Also, if you can find your own way there. Good luck with the scarcity of fuel there. You might have to queue from 2 a.m. at the gas station. And when you finally find the rice. You might be surprised at the…
