Gay Boys Gone Loco

When The Gay Beaux Become Gym Bros

My try at limericks (TDW #94)

Gym bros being gym bros. (Photo Source: Unsplash)

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Fabien and I have a no-phone rule at the gym. It keeps us focused. In theory.

In practice, boredom kicks in, and we find other ways to entertain ourselves.

Here’s one such outcome in the form of a limerick:

They’d mistaken us for gym bros after work
We play the role too well, go a little berserk
Pumping iron, slapping ass
Other blokes nod as they pass
Our cover is blown when Fabien starts to twerk

He squats, struts and then twerks.

The GIF format mutes the song, sadly. For the curious: it’s Beep by the Pussycat Dolls, and Fabien perfectly times his twerking with the drop. Pure gold.

And here’s another limerick, inspired by a ballsy act on my part:

The most muscular bloke catches my gaze
I approach him, already feeling out of place
I compliment him, ask for advice
It matters not; the act shall suffice
After all, my shrink prescribed getting out of my space