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A Middle-Aged Man’s Intro to Yoga
Just last night I spent two and a half hours with my legs crossed. Sadhguru was said to have sat with his legs crossed for 13 days on Chamundi Hill before anyone knew that he was off his rocker.
I instantly knew that I was off mine!
For the past two weeks I had been stressing out over a custody battle with my ex-wife. I had no lawyer and everything that popped up in my email was like gibberish. But, I knew I would have to have a clear mind and a healthy body for the court date. So, I did what any middle-aged white man would do.
I asked the old Indian chick at work to show me some yoga.
She seemed legit. There was gold on every finger. Gold necklace, rupees from home that she was sharing around…
Then I heard a story about a shooting that happened at our hospital just a few years prior. Apparently, some guy got hot on an Indian girl and began dating her. Well, she had been a promised wife of a sheik and the sheik had come to the hospital with a gun. The indian wife was killed in the jealousy!
