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The Rebranding of Paris Hilton
No Sale!
Riddle me this: If I had a dollar for every time I heard the n-work during my year locked up in a federal prison, how many drop-dead gorgeous hookers could I buy to spend an entire night by my side? Answer: Way more than I could handle. And the same could be answered if I asked “How many times has Paris Hilton used that same n-word in her life? “ according to several sources on the subject. All this has been re-brought to light now that the Paris publicity team recently launched a campaign to “rebrand” a hopeless bimbo as a meaningful personality. Really? No sale for this guy!
Hooked by a strategically placed piece on Yahoo News, I clicked over to Paris’s Instagram account to see for myself what’s up with the “new” Paris. Unsurprisingly, nothing new. Same old primping/preening mannequin. Just 41 years old. I know. Can you believe it? The little airhead is 41 now? I must be 100!
Anybody remember her interview with Larry King during which she claimed to read the bible while locked up for a minute or two in county jail in 2007? Larry asked her which passage or passages were her favorite to which she had no answer. Or excuse me — “all of them.”
But that moment was relatively benign compared to some other claims by former friends and released video of Paris sounding off about Jews, Black people, and…
