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Your Pillow Sucks, Dude!

2 min readFeb 20, 2021

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It didn’t take Mike Lindell’s stance on Donald Trump’s “stolen” election to make me think he was a shameless hustler. I’ve seen those commercials for “MY PILLOW.” OMG!

Let me give you a hint, Mike. Wanna know why I’m up at 3 AM? Because I was bored with the pandemic and went to sleep at 7 PM!

Not being an insomniac, I’m just not the clueless prey Mike seeks to sell “the most comfortable pillow you’ll ever own.”

So I did a little research while I was up to discover what makes Mike’s pillow “the most comfortable pillow you’ll ever own?” Is it those wonderful goose down feathers plucked from only the softest geese? Yeah, right. Not quite!

Mike’s fabulous pillow is foam-filled! Crappy pieces of foam, people. As cheap as it gets.

Did you know Mike gets an F rating from the Better Business Bureau? Does that sound like he sells “the most comfortable pillow you’ll ever own?”

That F in part, comes from deceptive advertising practices. Now there’s a surprise. And did you know he’s also hustling an unproven Covid-19 cure? This guy is some piece of work!

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William Mersey
William Mersey

Written by William Mersey⁠

Daily Beast, NY Daily News, NY Times contributor. Defender of hard-working immigrants. Old Greenwich Village hippy. Curmudgeon first class.

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