75 Words And A Joke

I Did Not Buy A Duck Today

And my new car

Photo by Oli Woodman on Unsplash

I read that duck eggs are better than chicken eggs.

Health Benefits of Duck Eggs

I thought to myself. Jim, You should buy a duck.

I thought about how nice it would be to have a flock of ducks and be able to get fresh duck eggs daily.

Then I worried about keeping them warm in the winter:

What Do I Need to Keep my Ducks Happy in Winter?

My mind is too active. I waste too much time on trivia. Yes I could, but I didn’t buy a duck today.

I got a new car that runs on grapes.

Unfortunately, whenever it goes over 20 km/hr, it makes a little wine.