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The Ugly Truth

Inbreeding From Day One Explains World’s Stupidity

There’s really no other logical reason

3 min readMay 17, 2023

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How many times have you said things to yourself like, “What the hell were they thinking?” and “What kind of asshole slows down at a green light?” Or perhaps “Who in their right mind would post a video on Pornhub?”

Nothing in science has given us an understanding of the unraveling of even just simple judgment seen throughout history, of the inexplicable decisions and actions people take.

The only reasonable explanation? Massive inbreeding since the dawn of man.

That’s because whether you believe in Adam and Eve, evolution, or aliens planting seeds you can pretty much trace our family tree to one stump. Which means every man, woman and child is related to everyone else living or dead. At the very least all of us are cousins.

And you might have thought with billions and billions of people passing through the course of humanity the ‘crazy’ would have long ago been diluted to the point of insignificance. It didn’t.

And that helps explain the stupid in all of us.

The days of knowing if someone has traveled down the bumpy incestuous road by checking for grunts, squawks and eyes facing every which way…

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Gil Prowler
Gil Prowler

Written by Gil Prowler

I've been told I have a way with words that should be kept to myself.

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