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READY, AIM, SQUAT!
Squatty Potty®, DIY Version
In which your intrepid writer writes s**t and a** a lot but without the asterisks
If you prefer a bleeped version go to my web site, www.noshit.com.
Surely you know about Squatty Potty®. If not, shame on you. It’s a contraption that’s supposed to make your shit slide forth like cream cheese from that little foil wrapper.
Even I know about it. What rock do you live under? Highlight “Squatty Potty” above — OK OK — or here. Do you think I’m blind? Or stupid? Don’t answer that! Just highlight the words “Squatty Potty” somewhere and in the drop-down list that appears choose “Search Google for Squatty Potty.” If you are on your phone, sorry. You will have to Google it the old fashioned way.
Where were we?
Ah, yes. Having just gotten back to going to the gym regularly, what better way to complete the health-conscious picture than with a Squatty Potty®? It’s supposed to be real good for you, right? I’m way to cheap to buy one, so —
