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Fell in love with CLP’s vanity cards. Now, making mine. These are collections of thoughts, observations, questions, and whatever I couldn’t leave alone or said while it was still hot.

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1 min readOct 19, 2026

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It was lunchtime at work in Nigeria.

Then burgers and fries appeared. Almost immediately, the office became a small laboratory my marketing and consumer studies lecturers will be proud of.

A: I live in Agege. You brought burgers and fries for lunch?

Na that one go do me? The rice I had almost sworn I wouldn’t eat is what I’m going back to.

B: Did you take the burger?

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C: Nooooo. It looks like breakfast.

B: Which yeye (kind) breakfast? It’s a snack.

C: They should have asked us before experimenting.

Then, D looks at the rice and sauce:

D: Looks like there’s meat in this sauce. Eh wooo. Na this I go come drop go chop burger?

E: That burger is a snack, not proper food.

F: Ehnnn… You'll have to buy bread to add to it.

This didn’t actually happen in Bariga, but it was close enough. So, Burger in Bariga?

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Fell in love with CLP’s vanity cards. Now, making mine. These are collections of thoughts, observations, questions, and whatever I couldn’t leave alone or said while it was still hot.