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25 Things That Sound Dirty But Aren’t
Get your mind out of the gutter, already
Jun 19, 2025
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- Burying the lead
- Banging the gavel
- Putting the toys back in their box
- Finessing your flowchart
- Sealing the envelope
- Stripping the ball from the tight end
- Sampling the sushi platter
- Dipping your strawberry under the chocolate fountain
- Auditing the spreadsheet
- Taking a deep dive into (insert literally anything here)
- Having your cake and eating it, too
- Slippin’ into Darkness
- Jumping into the deep end
- Jumping in with both feet
- Jumping the shark
- Having a finger on the pulse
- Laying down the law
- Let’s put it to bed
- Test driving a ’69 Ford Mustang
- Smoothing out the wrinkles
- Waxing the deck
- Probing for information
- Greasing the wheels
- Anticipating a higher dew point
- Getting your hands dirty (oh wait)
