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Baptized
A lazy off work Monday 😂
Any idea how to be morally compassed bitch? Or an ‘I don't care’ somebody? I'm the best teacher you could ever get.
You see, they say when life throws you lemons (do they say throw or give?, anyways I don't care 😂) you make lemonades out of them.
Have you ever had a day set out to frustrate you? Or people set out to stress the devil out of you?
My Day
I woke up beautiful, yawning and stretching my my legs and arms for the lazy off work Monday I was to have. I wasn't ready for any drama, just fun.
The cock crew, and as I reached for the windows to take in the traditional sound, my bed cracked. I thought it was a joke until I summersulted and capsulted me to the floor 😂
“Jesus oo” I screamed, trying to find myself underneath the duvet and the bed sheets.
What a way to start. Nothing can kill my shine. Not today!
I sprinkle my green garden every morning before coffee. This part of my life I loved. The sprinklers were recently fixed after a 3-day argument and bribe with the maintenance guy…
Powering it on,..., I picked up the hose to water the parts that weren’t reached by the sprinklers. I heard noises by he fence, but maybe…
