THE ADVENTURES OF CUCUMBER MAN: EPISODE #4

The Emoji

Cucumber Man circles back to his boss’s recent email in the hope that he can move the needle on the pain points. Thinking outside the box, he pivots, hoping he can reinvent the wheel. He takes a bite on some low hanging fruit, endeavouring to put out the fire before he gets thrown under the bus. His only chance of moving the goal posts is to litter his response with emojis.

By the author with AI elements

Hmmm, where to begin.

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With no clear interpretation

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It could mess my calculation

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Cause me irritation

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Derail my expectation

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Present unclear communication

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insinuate constipation

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undo my drabblation

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