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WAP Tart
Swallowed straight from the oven, Piping hot!!!! Too hot to handle.
Heard it through the Grape Vine,
Funfetti frosting melted,
Ice cream atop the hot fudge sundae,
Cherry atop the pink lips,
Browned Sugar Hair,
Warm Apple Pie,
Cookie Monsters Cookies and Creme,
Strawberry milkshake filling hot in the middle.
Smore’s warmed and drizzled in marshmallow,
Leggo’ My Eggo,
SapJack syrup from the snatch,
Hard not ripe banana nut,
Snack size, pop able, on the go tarts,
Wild berry wild berry and everybody knows,
Straight from the pop-up toaster oven the heat grows.
Oven mitt needed,
Fingers flavored of the flesh,
Never leave unattended,
Yogurt blasted,
Basted blueberry batter,
Prepared on a plate.
Pretty pussy pillow princess pop tart pastries,
Served on the side piece,
Dirty dishes done dirty,
Holesome whore,
A party in your mouth no need to spit it out.
