Roppo Doji·Sep 17The Blind Date DisasterMatchmaking a clueless friend on a high-stakes blind date is a recipe for disaster, no matter how detailed your itinerary is.
Jack Herlocker·Jun 27The First Time Asking Someone On a DateAnd it goes terribly, horribly, soul-crushingly Not Very Well.A response icon14A response icon14
Loren Kantor·Dec 29, 2025When a Date Goes WrongI met Dana at a party in Venice Beach. She reached for a portabello mushroom sandwich while I grabbed a cheeseburger. Our arms touched and…A response icon127A response icon127
Janet Bunnell·Dec 16, 2025PART TWO: MEETING THE MENI’d like to think I know what goes on in the male brain. It has become apparent to me that not much goes on. Reading profiles and meeting…
The Wondering Leprechaun·Aug 5, 2025The time I was tempted by a fake jobI hadn’t been living long in my new place when a new neighbour moved in right across the street. It was hard not to notice him, mainly…
Ryan Locklear @themondayafter·Jun 27, 2025Romance Is Dead, and Women Killed It (But Sure, Let’s Blame the Patriarchy Again)Romance is dead, and women killed it. But don’t worry — there’s still plenty of emotionally unavailable men to go around.
Ryan Locklear @themondayafter·May 30, 2025Sure, you can play Kenny G. Just don’t ever call me againYou’ve done it to someone. And somebody’s done it to you. It’s the deal breaker, and it’s the pettiest way to weed people out.
InRio Rocket MusicbyRio Rocket·Mar 3, 2025Popcorn, Pizza, and Pure Chaos: BAD BONNIE BLEDSOE is the Hilariously Disastrous Date Anthem We…If a nightmare date from hell had a national anthem, Bad Bonnie Bledsoe would be playing behind the viral TikTok reenactment — with sauce…A response icon1A response icon1