Stove's (comedyclub)·Jul 12, 2017Airline Passenger Insists on Finishing or Not Finishing Sandwich Before Boarding FlightCHICAGO, IL — Airline passenger and noted sweaty person Geoffrey Markus tacitly announced that he intends to either finish his sandwich or…
Stove's (comedyclub)·Jul 3, 2017July 3rd Getting JealousAs millions of Americans gathered across the country to take part in 4th of July festivities, rumors have swirled throughout the nation’s…
Stove's (comedyclub)·Jun 29, 2017Student Figures It Out: The Dining Hall Is Disliked Because The Food Tastes BadNathan Picacho (FCLC ’19) has made an extraordinary discovery: the reason everyone does not like the Community Dining Hall is because the…
Stove's (comedyclub)·Jun 26, 2017Privileged Student Amazed to Discover Things Sometimes HardRising FCLC senior and Political Science major Natalie Devereux was applying for fall internships on her iPad gifted to her by her sister…
Stove's (comedyclub)·Jun 19, 2017Outdoor Plaza To Secede From Lincoln Center And Join Rose Hill Campus Because That’s Where He…Fordham Lincoln Center’s Outdoor Plaza has issued a public statement regarding its secession from the campus:
Stove's (comedyclub)·Jun 15, 2017Fordham Student Discovers Miracle Plant Living in Her McMahon Dorm RoomMcMahon resident Jamie Ryan (FCLC ’18) discovered that beneath her gym clothes, behind an old slice of dollar pizza, and next to her…
Stove's (comedyclub)·Jun 13, 2017From Googling-Based Work, Local Man Has Earned Googling-Based BreakHOUSTON — After completing a 3.5 hour shift as an IT Specialist for Innovative Solutions Corp, a position which required him to…
Stove's (comedyclub)·Jun 5, 20176 Loud Ass Birds That Keep Me Awake All NightAlthough I live fifteen stories in the sky, these goddamn birds pierce my ears every night at 2:00 AM. Beware of these 6 loud ass birds…
Stove's (comedyclub)·Jun 1, 2017SPICER: Trump Leaked Information to Russian Officials Because He’s a Gemini and Can’t Help ItPress Secretary Sean Spicer has released a statement saying that the President cannot be held accountable for giving classified…
