Cody Winchell·Oct 21The Basics of Supply and Demand: An Explanation of the Great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020When the world shut down in 2020, nobody could predict the full impacts and ramifications such an event would have on the everyday man and…
FRANK LAZARUS, The Murder Hobbyist·Oct 9Huh?This is (presumably) a brand new roll of toilet paper delivered to our $500/night room in London!
InMuddyUmbyNicole Akers·Jun 29Quilted Toilet Paper is a Luxury You Must AffordEveryone needs TP for their bungholeA response icon4A response icon4
InSlackjawbyEmma Laurent·May 7Anthropologist Uncovers Women’s 5 Sacred Wiping TechniquesThe discovery chafes history.
InSlackjawbyDustin Mark·May 1Thanks For Inviting Me Into Your Home; A Few Small Things…Hardly worth mentioning at all, really.A response icon17A response icon17
InNo Crime in Rhymin’byGregg SAPP·Apr 14Sonnet to Toilet PaperEasy hygiene requires this courtesy in any privy or water closet convenient sanitary currency dispensed while seated for swift deposit…
