Captain Incognito·Oct 20Upland: The Temu SIMS Game that Cost an Arm & Leg to “Win”Upland’s Troves are arriving Thursday, October 22, and the marketing is built around the word “collect.” Explore, bank, progress, and show…
Captain Incognito·Sep 22See Upland Like Never Before: For The Fail To Deliver Game It Is and Will Always Be!There’s a rhythm to how Upland handles a deadline, and once you notice it, you can’t stop seeing it. It’s the fail to deliver pattern.A response icon1A response icon1
Captain Incognito·Sep 3Congratulations, You Bought a Boat. Now Go Back to Waiting.Upland continues to lead players out to drown in the endless sea of wasted money and time.A response icon1A response icon1
Captain Incognito·Jul 9Is Upland Getting Any Better?I disappeared during Genesis Week and afterwards.
Cryptofairy·Jun 6Upland’s Slow Decline: Are Players Watching a Death Spiral in Real Time?For years, many players have remained loyal to Upland despite delays, unfinished features, questionable design decisions, and an endless…A response icon5A response icon5
Captain Incognito·Jun 2Upland’s Infinite Conveyor Belt: Selling Tomorrow While Yesterday Still Doesn’t WorkUpland Leaves Players Weeping Over Cheap Ugly Designs While Alleging Going “Full Steam Ahead”A response icon4A response icon4
Captain Incognito·Apr 22No Signs Of Life In Upland — No Signs of New Players— No Surprise ThereUpland said life would be here this week, and OFC, it isn’t.A response icon1A response icon1
Captain Incognito·Apr 7Upland Is Getting Worse With Age — And It’s Not Even Trying to Hide ItRemember when Upland felt like it was building toward something great?A response icon1A response icon1
Captain Incognito·Mar 18Upland Drives Player Spending ShamelesslyIt’s no longer a secret: Upland is playing to get richer off its players by selling future utility on one asset after another.A response icon2A response icon2
Captain Incognito·Feb 15Maybe — The New “Wen” in UplandPlayers have stopped asking when utility will come; now, they just hope for maybe.
