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Capitolstock

3 min readOct 2, 2026

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From the people who brought you Trump Steaks and Trump University, get ready for a celebration of all things January 6th. Trump Industries and MAGA Enterprises have joined forces to present you with the latest, most accurate, most up-to-date account of what really happened on that one day of peace, love, and understanding on Capitol Hill.

Whether you were at Woodstock or only saw the movie, we’re sure you still enjoy reveling in all the memorabilia surrounding that festival of love. Likewise, whether you attended January 6th or only saw the newsreel footage, you’ll love to relive that perfect day with our Trump-produced souvenirs, reminders, and collectibles.

For only $59.95 and a ten-dollar contribution to the Trump Fund, you can own a copy of the Trump-produced video “Capitolstock.” And, yes, for many of you Trump supporters, it’s also available on VHS tape.

“Capitolstock” captures the energy and joy of the thousands of festival-goers who descended on Washington to celebrate the mostly peaceful transfer of power. Watch the true video record as President Trump addresses “hundreds of thousands” and urges them to “walk down Pennsylvania Avenue” to restore democracy to the American nation.

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David Martin
David Martin

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