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Here’s How I Know Mitch McConnell Is Dead
Ding dong, the Mitch is dead
After all that’s been happening day after day after day, it may be difficult to remember that only two weeks ago a couple of daredevils climbed to the top of the Empire State Building to get engaged and unfurl a banner that said, “When the power of love beats the love of power the world knows peace.” Really, just two weeks.
While you may remember the event and the fact they had a message, you may have forgotten their message because the picture has been shown again and again, each time with a different message on the sign, depending on the source of the photo. One said “Shadakayda new album One Day At A Time out now on all streaming platforms,” another said, “join the fight against fake ACAI,” and a third said, “Donald Trump is a pedophile.” Hell, I even saw one on twitter slamming Democrats as communists.
So it is with Mitch McConnell’s proof of life picture from last week, which provides many clues to his actual state of non-existence including:
