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RFK jr Rocks Republican Recipes
Promotes healthy vaccine-free eating habits
RECENTLY SIDELINED by the war in Iran and the release of Anthony Fauci’s personal diaries, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. plans to revitalize his health empire with a YouTube cooking show. While the exact focus of the show remains unclear, Kennedy plans to feature manly cookware and aprons in battleship gray and khaki as well as manly protein heavy and veggie-lite MAHA meals.
“RFK worked very hard to put this show together,” producer Dick Wanger enthused for reporters. “And he’s been very generous with the budget, rerouting the WIC funding for six blue states into programming. We will spare no expense with celebrity chefs who would never appear on liberal media like FOX.”
Kennedy plans to feature manly cookware and aprons in battleship gray and khaki as well as manly protein heavy and veggie-lite MAHA meals.
Wanger added, “Best of all, RFK will focus on manly Republican vaccine-free food sources untainted by liberal paradigms.”
The show’s publicists have already released a sample menu of the meals the show will feature between now and the mid term elections. One sure-to-be-popular recipe is his recipe for Road Kill…
