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Conway
A new version of the 1975 novelty song “Convoy”
Remember “Convoy”, the 1975 novelty song by C. W. McCall telling the story of a CB radio-organized truck convoy that outran the police? No? Well, never mind because now there’s a new version of the song detailing a recent similar tale of deception and escape. It goes a little something like this:
[VERSE 1]
Was the start of spring in search of the ring
In a campaign supporting Cruz.
She was pulling out all of the stops
Looked like he just couldn’t lose.
They were heading for D. C. on I-95
Just a few hundred shy of a pick
When a guy named Trump went over the hump
‘Bout to pull off an amazing trick.
[CHORUS]
’Cause we got a gal named Conway
Workin’ for the right.
Yeah she’s our president’s Conway
Ain’t she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join Ms. Conway
Ain’t nothin’ gonna get in her way.
She’s gonna guide his movement
‘Cross the U. S. A.
