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“Frequently” simply isn’t the word. Neither is “asked.” Maybe “Questions” works
FAQs
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I received questions from my readers recently and thought it was the right time to answer some of them.
Why the FAQs format?
If I want to be totally honest with you — that’s a big if — I got the idea from reading someone’s article.
Whose article?
I don’t want to tell you because it will get her more views, and I’m already jealous enough of her buxomly humorous brain.
But maybe you can give us a hint?
Well, buxomly was a hint if you read my recent article about Trump, Biden, and Boobs. It was another brilliant satire that the algorithm refused to boost for conspiracy theory reasons.
Pretty please?
All right. The author was part of Game of Thrones, but her character died before the first season started.
That didn’t help.
My first girlfriend had her hair color. (Also, that wasn’t a question. These are FAQs. Remember?)







