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DISC ROOM is Dangerously Fun | 2025 Review
Don’t Get Addicted to this Delightful Dance with Death
Disc Room is a lovely, gruesome game that centers itself around. Well. Discs in a room. A normal person can “beat” the game in about 90 minutes, but the speed running community can beat it in sub-15 minutes. So we’ll see how long I can make the video, but there’s only so much to say, and even less to show actually, paha. Hmm…
So. Not to immediately change the subject, but perhaps to understand my enjoyment of Disc Room better, what if I include an additional micro-sized review for a different game? That sounds like some productive padding… Have you ever heard of Super Crate Box?
It’s free on Steam, you can go and get it right now, actually. I encourage it! It’s an arcade-y 2D shoot ’em up where the objective is to collect boxes. As you do so, the score increases. Boxes also contain random weapons that let you kill enemies, which is important because when one of them touches you, it’s game over. If you don’t kill them, and they make it to the bottom of the stage, they…
