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Reading About 69 Is Awesome … Even Better Than The Real Thing

You’ll be delighted — tingling even — guaranteed

Reading About 69 Is Awesome … Even Better Than The Real Thing

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Jan 26, 2024

69 Stories

Doing a number on ya

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Big List Energy

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Oct 3

10 MORE Great Activities That No One Can Charge You For, and Never Will

All incredibly fun and satisfying

Rando dude, thinking … about pulling down his pants and peeing in the ocean.

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Pitfall

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Sep 24

I Used the AI Death Machine to Find My 10 Best Emergency Medicine Stories for You

My one foray into a heavily AI-generated story

I Used the AI Death Machine to Find My 10 Best Emergency Medicine Stories for You

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Sep 21

Anna Shadley’s Tasty and Tasteful Fish Taco Story Knocks a Facebook Group and the PTA on Their…

Suburban warfare and a good story, gone wild

Anna Shadley’s Tasty and Tasteful Fish Taco Story Knocks a Facebook Group and the PTA on Their…

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Aug 26

Don’t Judge a 151-Words-or-Less BS Story By Its Cover

More BS about nothing … maybe

Don’t Judge a 151-Words-or-Less BS Story By Its Cover

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Another Fucking Publication

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Aug 16

My Fucked Up Responses to AFP’s August This or Fucking That

The one-liners

A simple sign saying “ONE”

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All About Something

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Aug 13

If Tony Reposts All Our Stories — With a Note, Tony, With a Note!

Putting the “reap” in repost

If Tony Reposts All Our Stories — With a Note, Tony, With a Note!

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Aug 11

AI Answers All of Life’s Biggest Questions

And gets it all wrong

Image of scrabble tiles that spell ‘wisdom begins in wonder’

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Aug 8

To All Those Who Went Wild for My Comments, Imagine the Excitement You’ll Experience While Reading…

You clapped, I curtsied

To All Those Who Went Wild for My Comments, Imagine the Excitement You’ll Experience While Reading…

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬

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