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Top Reasons MAGAts Say They Lost

The crazies play their final greatest hit

Top Reasons MAGAts Say They Lost

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6d ago

Top Phrases For What Dems Did To Trump And The Republicons

It was so bad, they’re still thinking up new ones

Top Phrases For What Dems Did To Trump And The Republicons

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Nov 3

Top Reasons To Vote Today

Let’s crush them

Top Reasons To Vote Today

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Oct 31

What We Can Learn From Watching Horror Movies This Weekend

Jason and Freddy teach an important lesson for the midterms

What We Can Learn From Watching Horror Movies This Weekend

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Oct 29

I Survive The Great Soft Serve Ice Cream Tragedy of 2026

Because the heart wants what the heart wants

I Survive The Great Soft Serve Ice Cream Tragedy of 2026

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Oct 26

Top Reasons To Hate Hotel Breakfast Bars

Are we even sure it’s the most important meal of the day at these places?

Top Reasons To Hate Hotel Breakfast Bars

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Oct 22

Top Reasons To Vote Early

It’s later than you think

Top Reasons To Vote Early

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Oct 21

Goodbye, Old Friends

I regret that it had to end like this

Goodbye, Old Friends

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Oct 14

Scenes From A Press Conference

Featuring Trump’s Not-Ready-For-Prime Time Spokesperson

Scenes From A Press Conference

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Oct 8

Top Cities Trump Wants Iran To Bomb

Coming soon to a city near you. . .if you live in a place he doesn’t like

Top Cities Trump Wants Iran To Bomb

David Volk

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I’m a Seattle-based freelancer and humorist who loves goofy humor, politics and pot stirring, if you know what I mean.

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