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The Woman With Two Shadows

The Woman With Two Shadows

A fascinating historical debut of one of the most closely held secrets of WWII and a woman caught up in it while searching for her missing sister

2022

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Sarah James

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Nov 19, 2025

Everyone Liked ‘Wicked: Part One’ Except Me

Reflecting on my disappointment with the first half of the musical before Part Two drops tomorrow

Everyone Liked ‘Wicked: Part One’ Except Me

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Slackjaw

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Sarah James

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Sep 10, 2025

We Banned This Book From Our High School For Accurately Depicting The Lives Of Teenagers

It’s our policy to remove any book whose review contains “gritty” (drugs), “courageous” (gay), and “heart-breaking” (gay + drugs).

We Banned This Book From Our High School For Accurately Depicting The Lives Of Teenagers

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Slackjaw

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Sarah James

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Jun 4, 2025

Reasons Why I Rescued Three Feral Kittens I Found Outside My Apartment

I love Googling “worms in cat poop” at 2am

Reasons Why I Rescued Three Feral Kittens I Found Outside My Apartment

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Slackjaw

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Sarah James

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May 20, 2025

All-Team Meeting About the Mass Layoffs, 1 PM, Snacks Provided

Sometimes you lose your job, but gain a tiny bag of baked Cheetos

All-Team Meeting About the Mass Layoffs, 1 PM, Snacks Provided

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Slackjaw

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Sarah James

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Feb 14, 2025

Happy “Big Heart Day” From Our Company That Forgot “Valentine’s Day” Isn’t A Trademarked Phrase

Happy “Big Heart Day” From Our Company That Forgot “Valentine’s Day” Isn’t A Trademarked Phrase

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Sarah James

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Feb 7, 2025

Dear USDOT: How Many Babies Do I Need To Have To Get A Protected Bike Lane?

Let me know before my uterus crumbles!

Dear USDOT: How Many Babies Do I Need To Have To Get A Protected Bike Lane?

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Slackjaw

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Sarah James

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Oct 4, 2024

My Cold Is Worse Than Yours, I Can Tell

When I told you I was feeling a bit under the weather, “Me too” was not the correct response.

My Cold Is Worse Than Yours, I Can Tell

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Slackjaw

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Sarah James

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Sep 26, 2024

In Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss App

Big news, baseball fans! This season, Major League Baseball is enhancing your ballpark visit with the ultimate digital experience: the MLB…

In Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss App

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Slackjaw

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Sarah James

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Aug 9, 2023

Yapjaw Special Edition: Join Slackjaw on Medium Day!

Join Slackjaw on Medium Day this Saturday for “From 800 Words to 80,000: Short Humor Writers on Becoming Authors.”

Yapjaw Special Edition: Join Slackjaw on Medium Day!

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Sarah James

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May 4, 2023

Don’t Worry Everyone, I’m Going To Let This Junk I Posted In The Buy Nothing Group Simmer For 24…

DOES ANYONE HAVE USE FOR THIS BAG OF BROKEN GLASS? Warning: sharp! Maybe you could melt the broken glass down and reforge your own bottles…

Don’t Worry Everyone, I’m Going To Let This Junk I Posted In The Buy Nothing Group Simmer For 24…

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