PinnedInThe Arctic CircularbyArgumentative Penguin·Sep 14Bob’s Your Uncle (And Fanny’s Not What You Think)British phrases that will baffle, delight, and occasionally horrify the rest of the world.A response icon42A response icon42
PinnedInThe Arctic CircularbyArgumentative Penguin·Apr 10, 2024The Person Behind The PenguinIt’s been a while since I wrote about myself — so here is a new shiny and updated version for 2024 and beyond.A response icon58A response icon58
InThe Arctic CircularbyArgumentative Penguin·3d agoA Highway Code for the Swimming PoolLane discipline and etiquette for the aquatically unhinged, from a Penguin who has absolutely never hogged lane three.A response icon4A response icon4
InThe Arctic CircularbyArgumentative Penguin·Nov 2The Gunpowder Plot Is Britain’s First Heist Movie.What would’ve actually happened if Guy Fawkes had lit the fuse?A response icon1A response icon1
InCounter ArtsbyArgumentative Penguin·Oct 31The Single Word for Realising Other People Are RealA fifteen-year-old girl called Sarah taught me that ‘Sonder’ is the antithesis of self-obsession and key to good writingA response icon4A response icon4
InThe Arctic CircularbyArgumentative Penguin·Oct 26A Far Better Question Than ‘Is This Person Sexist or Racist?’Racism and sexism are the symptoms; radicalisation is the cause. Start asking the right questions.A response icon17A response icon17
InThe Arctic CircularbyArgumentative Penguin·Oct 19The Men Who Are Afraid to Talk to WomenA love story with Pete, Sarah, and zero casualties, which is all coffee flavours of problematicA response icon10A response icon10
InThe Arctic CircularbyArgumentative Penguin·Oct 16Avoiding An Altman Trial by VibesWhy coverage of the live lawsuit between Annie and Sam Altman keeps reaching verdicts the court hasn’t reached.A response icon24A response icon24
InThe Arctic CircularbyArgumentative Penguin·Oct 12Why Do The British Drive On The Left?One traveller, one Pope, one Napoleon, and the entire history of British stubbornness.A response icon6A response icon6
InThe Political PrismbyArgumentative Penguin·Oct 6The Anti-Feminist Legislation Nobody is Talking AboutYou’d be angry if there were a forced breeding programme, right?A response icon48A response icon48