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LMAO

lol which white guy is that

every time i think I’ve encountered peak “worst timeline” some new shit tops it by a mile

so many of my 100 and 200 level STEM classes were like this in no small part due to the instructors not wanting to teach. they were being forced to teach as part of their employment contract but their main work was research

i resented them for turning their lack of ability to get a position that didn’t require teaching into my problem because they refused to give the slightest effort towards actually explaining the material

doing problems from the textbook on the overhead projector with near-zero explanation is dogshit teaching

i mean, that tracks lol

I had one like that. I de-soldered the beeper lolfuckthat

smdh everyone judging our sandwich choices these days

next they’ll be looking down on me for the sex dungeon stuff

According to Disciplina Clericalis, a text written in early twelfth-century Spain from Islamic sources, a king every night heard stories from his storyteller.

Adding to my mental list of everyday things I take for granted that used to be a royal luxury: falling asleep to a podcast

wouldn’t an electric chair be a closer match in meaning? nooses usually symbolize suicide moreso than execution these days

my mom has the vaccine mark! I remember asking her about it as a young kid and that being the first time I ever learned about vaccines. the idea that we “use germs to train our immune systems to fight them” was so cool to me. no wonder I went into biochem when i grew up (courtesy of having parents who didn’t let me die to preventable diseases lol)

I was in fife & drum corps in middle school (nerd alert) and playing Yankee Doodle on fife is so fuckin fun.

normally I’m very disappointed in my country but when I hear Yankee Doodle my brain goes full

As a kid who wasn’t allowed to watch it because it was a “mindless” show according to my parents, I feel irritated that they misjudged it likely based on a few random moments they chanced across. We didn’t have cable so it didn’t matter much anyway

I have heard some kids say their parents banned it because the voice acting annoyed them, which is fair tbh. But I personally would allow the kid to watch it with headphones in that case.

I get the sense most parents that banned it did so for a similar reason to mine; they saw it as a dumb show about dumb characters doing dumb things. I also saw it that way as a kid because I had a preconceived opinion after hearing that from adults, and any random out of context clip I might see at a friend’s house confirmed that bias.

After having watched some in college to catch up after being deprogrammed by friends (and getting sick of meme-induced FOMO), I now consider it a smartly written show about characters of (mostly) average intelligence doing (mostly) neutral and sometimes dumb things, lol

I want LXDE/LXQt to work so badly but I spend more time unbreaking shit than actually using my computer if I try to use them :(

they really did Cyclops dirty bro was just tryna herd sheep

ok I would watch the fuck out of a dramatized, hysterically anachronistically inaccurate film about a recent US war

give some indie director the prompt “a movie about the American Revolutionary War but made for TV in the year 3126”

thank god we have Philadelphia and Canada to carry on the sacred human tradition of rioting over sports

every day I wake up disappointed that I don’t live in the lesbian-dominated alt history universe

least weeb biologists:

that is one of the most depressing things I’ve ever learned

can we please normalize it taking a few interactions to memorize people’s names

we evolved to live in a tribe of like 40 people and now Susie from accounting who I met once 4 months ago got mad that I called her Sandy