Elder? Nah, you just babies.
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If you’re feeling woozy, go ahead and smash that LifeAlert button so you can get all my updates on the fleeting nature of mortal existence.
Hell no I’m not paying those highway robbers. I’ll just sundown at 912 like a good stonecutter