Dear Apple,

When I disable your “intelligence” on my devices, I’m doing it for a reason. When I have to go back and re-disable it after an update, I’m doing it because you’re being a pain in my ass and hoping I wouldn’t notice. Aren’t you the corporation that understands what “no” means, seeing as you say a thousand of them for every yes?

No.

I don’t want, need, or wish to use your AI.

Please kindly fuck off.