I like to picture people like you embarrassingly standing in a room mansplaining things to others while they politely nod to the obvious old man.

Go bother someone else.

I like the way you defended that fucking racist and pretended it’s not provable despite an abundance of evidence. It showed real bravery.

Sorry! Sorry! I meant rapist.

“Raised concerns.”

Just report it for what it is instead of feigning concern, you compromised friggin’ journalists.

April Fooled us all.

After he finally defeats Draco.

Because we should never forget, here is mine in response to any news about Tesla:

Holy fucking shit. The crazy person is now making sense.

Unless of course he means replace them with a Nazi force.

Of course the church is keeping the man down. /s

Farts. Each one is unique.

Ugh.

OP, don’t do that in this day and age. You might find yourself in a case for a dotard.

The third Soul Reaver was it.

The recent remaster is good but a new modern version would be most welcome. A sequel? Homer noises.

Hmmm. 42 months, you say?

How about an actual successor to Legacy of Kain?

Swiping from one side of the screen in a continuous motion across the screen to the other side is a built-in “back” gesture. You can also swipe (without lifting your finger from the screen) from the bottom and all your running apps will be easily and quickly selectable.

Here’s a handy list of gestures directly from Apple.

More gestures for FaceID iPhone models.

Waze is my preferred navigation method. Probably preference but I find it better than Google Maps.

Not preference and actual fact: Do not trust Apple Maps to navigate to unfamiliar places. Just last year it took me to the edge of a North Carolina swamp in the dark. Then it dared to tell me, “you’ve arrived at your destination.”

The memes are accurate. Apple Maps is not always reliable.

Your superpower is math. Your weakness is that it only applies to orgies.

Congrats!

If you have specific questions, ask them. There’s an alternative method to accomplish everything to which you’ve grown accustomed.

The most important thing, in my opinion, is this: It’s a change so don’t get discouraged. Just take the time to learn the new navigation and it’ll quickly become muscle memory.

EDIT: Download the shortcuts app and look into creating some for yourself.

The Federation shall hear of this.

What’s a group orgy?

The Ugandan weather is so good today for my nursing career. Also I just adopted this squirrel.