future me has access to more knowledge, so his decision-making should be better, so it’s therefore best i let him make all the hard calls. and all the easy ones too. frankly, calls of ANY sort are simply none of my beeswax
there are many types of Guys to be, but - and this is important - some of them are Bad
all our work and achievement would be undone, but - and hear me out here - we would get to live for a li'l while as a li'l egg
“hither” and “thither” still survive a little bit in the phrase “hither, thither, and yon” - with yon being a word meaning of “far away but generally still within eyesight”; truly a delightful concept to have a word for. sadly while “yon” gives us the direction-to version (“yonder”) there is no coming-from version, as “yonence” is not a word. this is because we are COWARDS
i hear you saying, wait, does this definition mean that naps are art? the answer: yes. the way i do them, absolutely yes
that feeling when life is hard for your friend, because of who and what he is
waste not, want not, eat not at t-rex’s when he says his muffins are only a LITTLE nas to the T
utahraptor!! you take a few paces backwards right this second AS GOD INTENDED
sorry parsons with tiresome sermons but you have been CALLED OUT, and - dare i say? - not without cause
okay fine: there can be one (1) sequel, in which he befriends a guy named “sherlock holmes” but who does NOT deduce or do detection AT ALL. and their best friend is “winnie the pooh”, a normal man who simply chooses to go by that name for normal reasons
