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Eatin' Rats
03:32
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Tasty legs and crispy thighs on my mind
I’m so hungry now I’m gonna
Chase ‘em, grab ‘em, fry ‘em
So tasty, tasty legs
So tasty, tasty legs
So tasty, tasty legs
Find ‘em in the dumpster or an alley
Shake shake, shake ‘em and bake ‘em
Shake shake, shake ‘em and bake ‘em
Grab ‘em by the tail, they’re tastier than snails
Grab ‘em, stomp ‘em, skin ‘em, crunch ‘em
Grab ‘em, stomp ‘em, skin ‘em, crunch ‘em
All of my nights I’m chasin’ rats
(Chasin’ the rats!)
All of my days I’m takin’ naps
(That’s where it’s at!)
And in my dreams I’m the king of cats
(He’s the king of cats!)
All of my nights I’m chasin’ rats
(Chasin’ the rats!)
All of my days I’m takin’ naps
(That’s where it’s at!)
And in my dreams I’m the king of cats
(He’s the king of cats!)
I will hunt you down
(There will be nowhere to hide)
Bones littered at my feet
All I’ve got is rats to eat
(Pile of bones at his feet!)
I’m not the cat you wanna meet
(He’s a bad bad kitty, a bad bad kitty!)
What’s your business on my street?
(His street, you better believe!)
Put ‘em in a fryer, stick ‘em on a griddle
(Rat rat, eatin’ rats)
(Rat rat, eatin’ rats)
A couple slices of bread, stuff a rat in the middle
(Rat rat, eatin’ rats)
(Rat rat, eatin’ rats)
If you’re not too finicky, I’ll make a fricassee
(Rat rat, eatin’ rats)
(Rat rat, eatin’ rats)
For you and me babe
(Rat rat, eatin’ rats)
Eatin’ rats, yeah!
(Rat rat, eatin’ rats)
In this alley, I’m the king
(He’s the king!)
Smell like salmon and onion rings
(Onion rings!)
Got no time for fancy things
(Fancy things)
Chasin’ rats when my belly sings
Like a hobo’s grimy paws
(Grimy paws!)
Tetanus shoots from my claws
Into you, out of me
Into you, out of me
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Flush
Flush
Flush
Flush
Flush
Flush
Flush
Flush
Swirled ‘round a bowl
Shot through a hole
Pushed through a pole
Spun out of control
Sprung from a sprout
Spit out a spout
That’s what it’s all about
When you’re flushed down and out
Down in the underground you’ve got to mind the goop
You gotta grab a scoop and start piling up the poop (pile the poop!)
You gotta work from 9 to 5 and 5 to 9 again
It keeps on coming down the pipe and it never seems to end
When you’re swirled ‘round a bowl
Shot through a hole
Pushed through a pole
Spun out of control
Sprung from a sprout
Spit out a spout
That’s what it’s all about
When you’re flushed down and out
The clatter and clank goes from tank to tank
And nothing ever seems to go back from whence it stank (it stank!)
Just like a subway station but the only mode of transportation
Comes in the form of flotation and it’s no vacation
Swirled ‘round a bowl
Shot through a hole
Pushed through a pole
Spun out of control
Sprung from a sprout
Spit out a spout
That’s what it’s all about
When you’re flushed down and out
Three little turds (turds, turds, turds)
Perched by your doorstep
And my advice would be that you don’t take one more step (watch out!)
Just before you got here when everything was the same
You’re just another number and number two is your name
Flush
Flush
Flush
Flush
Flush
Flush
Flush
Flush
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I’ve got eight hairy legs
Gonna wrap them around you
Don’t be afraid, move in closer
Down in this cave’s roller coaster
Into my web
Into my web
I got four pair of eyes
To seek out and find you
Here in the dark I can see you
Feeling your way
The stench will guide you
To your demise
To your demise
Silky threads feel like a snuggle
But getting loose is a struggle
I’ve wrapped you up like a mummy
Gnaw on your elbows, suckin’ your blood
Snackin’ on your toes
Once you are trapped
My two fangs will pierce you
The end will be fast but not painless
One last gasp as you fade to
Crystalline dreams
Crystalline dreams
Littered with bones
These threads will astound you
Try to get past my sticky fibers
Knowing your flesh is my heart’s desire
Feasting on you
Feasting on you
Feeling a tug
On gossamer wings
I see you and you see me
The fear you feel is all I need
Swallow your soul
Swallow your soul
Silky threads feel like a snuggle
But getting loose is a struggle
I’ve wrapped you up like a mummy
Gnaw on your elbows, suckin’ your blood
Snackin’ on your toes
It’s not the end
It’s only the beginning
Once you’re inside you’ll feel the surge
Your blood into mine, our marrows will merge
Tasting your bones
Tasting your bones
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Where’s that smell coming from?
Where’s that smell coming from?
So stinkily distinctive
So delightfully dead
A decomposing rodent
Somewhere near the baby’s bed
Where’s that smell coming from?
(Where’s that smell coming from?)
Well it may not be your cup of tea
Perhaps it’s kinda mean
But you can have the birdie
If you’ll give me the spleen
Where’s that smell coming from?
(Where’s that smell coming from?)
Where’s that smell coming from?
(What’s that smell?)
I’m a chumbucket kitty baby
Livin’ in the city
Maybe you can throw me something now
Throw me something mister
I’m a chumbucket kitty baby
Livin’ in the city
Maybe you can throw me something now
Throw me something mister
Come on!
Throw me something smelly
Toss me something kinda dead
If you really, really love me
You’ll let me chew off its head
Where’s that smell coming from?
(Where’s that smell coming from?)
I know it’s not for everyone
But tell me, where’s the charm
In starting on a leg
Before you’re finished with the arm?
Hey, where’s that smell coming from?
(Where’s that smell coming from?)
Where’s that smell coming from?
(What’s that smell?)
I could use a little flesh
And it don’t need to be fresh
If it’s been around a little while
That’ll surely make me smile
Come on, gimme a leg up
And the right to bear arms
It’s mostly dead anyway
So really, what’s the harm?
I’m a chumbucket kitty baby
Livin’ in the city
Maybe you can throw me something now
Throw me something mister
I’m a chumbucket kitty baby
Livin’ in the city
Maybe you can throw me something now
Throw me something mister
Come on!
Where’s that smell coming from?
You smell it too, right?
What’s that even remind me of?
Oh man, where’s that lovely smell coming from?
I’m a chumbucket kitty baby
Livin’ in the city
Maybe you can throw me something now
Throw me something mister
I’m a chumbucket kitty baby
Livin’ in the city
Maybe you can throw me something now
Throw me something mister
I’m a chumbucket kitty baby
Livin’ in the city
Maybe you can throw me something now
Throw me something mister
Come on!
Where’s that smell coming from?
It could be a bucket that’s full of chum
Beaks and gills and flesh and grist
That’s a little package I can’t resist
Livers and gizzards and innards and spleens
Make me healthy, wealthy, and serene
Ooh, where’s that smell coming from?
Where’s that smell coming from?
Woo, that’s nice!
Where’s that smell coming from now?
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Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Well it’s midnight in the graveyard
The moon’s behind a cloud
And there’s a cold clammy chill
Slowly creeping up my spine
There’s a black cat on a tombstone
With a piercing yellow eye
I got a feeling I’m being watched all the time
Here lies Fluffy
Run over by a truck
Decaying, decrepit, and dead
Rest in peace, Whiskers
You were such a good cat
‘Til a coyote came and bit off your head
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
All the four-legged spirits
Are swaying in the shadows
The skeletons are singing
A supernatural song
And there’s a rotten smell of death
Of sour sardine breath
Something very fishy’s going on
The cemetery’s calling
All the corpses are alive
You shan’t forget your favorite pet
‘Cause in the boneyard it never died (never never, never died)
And they’ll forever haunt you
You’ll hear their putrid purr
Your decaying kitty is not so pretty
When you pet her slimy fur (pet, pet her slimy fur!)
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones (meow!)
It’s midnight in the graveyard
The moon’s behind a cloud
There’s a cold clammy chill
Slowly creeping up my spine
There’s a black cat on a tombstone
With a piercing yellow eye
I got a feeling I’m being watched all the time
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
Them bones, them bones
Them kitty bones
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Say you’ll be mine
We’ll be divine
My paws were made for you
My claws, I’ll see what they can do
This kitty wants her cream
This pussy, oh, she has a little dream
Come let me play
Don’t run away
I’ll have my way with you
And when I’m done, you’ll say I slay
I’m coming for you tonight
I’m ready, shut the door, turn out the light
Stop running for a minute
We can finally find infinity
Together we can win it all, this whole affair
So come on, turn around
Oh, you’re so lost, but you confound me
With your endless run-around
It’s more than I can bear
You run, but in the end, I think you like this little game of hide-and-seek
But when I find you, you won’t even know your name
You run, but you don’t mean it
You’re afraid I’ll be too good
In all the love you’ve had, you’ve never had it like you should
Say you’ll be mine
We’ll be divine
My paws were made for you
My claws, I’ll see what they can do
This kitty wants her cream
This pussy, oh, she has a little dream
Come let me play
Don’t run away
I’ll have my way with you
And when I’m done, you’ll say I slay
I’m coming for you tonight
I’m ready, shut the door, turn out the light
Lie down upon my table
Don’t get up, you won’t be able
Deep tissue’s not the issue
It’s the needle I adore
Acupuncture at its best
You’ll be defunct, you need the rest
An addict I assure you
You’ll be back for more
You run, but in your heart you know it’s destiny I’ll win
You’re slowing down, you’re losing steam
I’ll notify your next of kin
You run but I run faster
There’s nothing you can do
‘Cause everywhere you turn you turn up you-know-who!
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Drivin’ down this lonesome road
Burdened by a heavy load
Sand and asphalt are my friends
Until this journey’s at an end
It’s roadkill for my morning meal
Birds of prey are at my heels
Whiskey when I take my break
Huffin’ catnip to stay awake
When my day comes to an end
And the night is on the rise
I bed me down just ‘round that bend
To sleep and rest my weary eyes
Windswept and free
Bein’ who I wanna be
Dazzled by the desert sand
Wonderin’ all about the land
Seekin’ high and seekin’ low
My nose tells me where to go
A belly full will make me feel
That I’m a cool cat at the wheel
The taste of blood is in my mouth
And the road is in my bones
Rollin’ east, west, north, and south
I’m a cat who prowls alone
Breaker, breaker, one nine
Come on back on the city line
Can someone tell me where to find
Something to ease my worried mind?
And when the journey’s run out of road
And the driver’s out of time
And when my tail has been all but towed
You’ll know that this cat’s done fine
Drivin’ down this lonesome road
I’m burdened by this heavy load
Sand and asphalt are my friends
Until this journey’s at an end
Sand and asphalt are my friends
Until this journey’s at an end
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8. |
Alone In The Dark
03:18
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Been hiding down here for so long
Can’t stand the thoughts in my brain
Eating the same can of tuna fish
My breath’s so bad it leaves a stain
Alone in the dark
In the bunker, down in the bunker
Hole in my heart
In the bunker, way down in the bunker
Cover my ears, monsters are all I hear
It’s been so long, I’m losing my mind I fear
Alone in the dark
In the bunker, down in the bunker
Hole in my heart
In the bunker, way down in the bunker
Gave up my hygiene ‘cause what’s the point?
No one to smell me but me
I rub my fur down with mackerel
Drowns out the smell of the pee
Alone in the dark
In the bunker, down in the bunker
Hole in my heart
In the bunker, way down in the bunker
I shut my eyes, the mirror talks back to me
I smash the glass, won’t someone rescue we?
Alone in the dark
In the bunker, down in the bunker
Hole in my heart
In the bunker, way down in the bunker
I am so ripe I can’t stand myself
I am a one-cat stink saloon
Cockroaches run from my bottom end
Worse than a pig farm in June
Alone in the dark
In the bunker, down in the bunker
Hole in my heart
In the bunker, way down in the bunker
Pull out my fur, scratch out my eyeballs
(my nose, my lips, my ears)
There’s nothing left, I’m just a pool of tears
Alone in the dark
Alone in the dark
Alone in the dark
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Down below I can’t seem to get away
Working my bones like a slave each and every day
He’s breathing down my neck, smell the sulfur in my sweat
Day after day, just toiling on this chain gang
There’s something wrong here, really wrong here
That guy next to me looks weird
He’s got a tail where his leg should be
The devil only knows how he pees
How long will it be eternity?
Shoveling crap while my boss looks over me
A bed of nails and a blanket full of fleas
Kill me again, I’m begging on my knees
I saw some seven-headed zombie guys
With empty sockets there instead of eyes
Their little arms are tiny-sized
So many sights I can’t describe
Counting the days, why am I bothering?
Open my mouth and get another clobbering
Damn, it’s hotter than a lava enema
Sweating and panting like an overworked grandpa
Maybe I been here too long
Is kissing my sister so wrong?
We might make a couple nitwits
We’ll get a few mutants out of it
(Working, working, working, working)
Down with the devil, down with the devil!
(Working, working, working, working)
Down with the devil, down with the devil!
(Working, working, working, working)
Down with the devil, down with the devil!
(Working, working, working, working)
Down with the devil, down with the devil!
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Meteor crash, meteor crash, meteor crash!
Alien life’s Earth-bound
Meteor crash, meteor crash, meteor crash!
Interstellar meltdown
Disaster comes
A sickness from another world
Supernatural
A fungus forms
And paranormal virus spreads
Cats become undead
Alien crater, feline invader
Alien crater, feline invader
Alien crater, feline invader
Alien crater
Alien crater, feline invader
Alien crater, feline invader
Alien crater, feline invader
Alien crater
From cosmic ooze
Infection fuses to their brains
Kitty’s gone insane
Hypnotized
They colonize across the Earth
Zombie cat rebirth
Alien crater, feline invader
Alien crater, feline invader
Alien crater, feline invader
Alien crater
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Somewhere beyond the moon
Somewhere beyond the moon
Somewhere beyond the moon
So high, so high, so high
Let me run away
No word to ground control
‘Cause I wanna stay
Somewhere higher than the moon
On the day I’m heaven bound
I ain’t ever coming down
I wanna play
Somewhere higher than the moon
Farewell, wicked earth
So long, skies of blue
Hello, universe
Somewhere beyond the moon
Psychedelic satellite
Hop aboard and take a flight
I wanna stay
Somewhere higher than the moon
Somewhere beyond the moon
Somewhere beyond the moon
Somewhere beyond the moon
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
The moon
The moon
The moon
I’m past the atmosphere
Well on my way to Mars
Let me disappear
Somewhere higher than the moon
Climb aboard the rocket ship
Pop a pill and take a trip
Don’t you wanna play
Somewhere higher than the moon
Somewhere beyond the moon (So high)
Somewhere beyond the moon (So high)
Somewhere beyond the moon (So high)
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
On the day I’m heaven bound
I ain’t ever coming down
I wanna stay
Faster than light, taking a flight
Somewhere beyond the moon
Somewhere beyond the moon
Somewhere beyond the moon
So high, so high, so high
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ねぇ 歯を磨いて
ねぇ ちゃんと聞いてる？
つかれてるのはわかるけど
いそがしいのもわかるけど
ねぇ 歯を磨いて
ねぇ 話聞いてる？
たいへんなのはわかるけど
めんどうなのもわかるけど
たくさん たくさん 前歯 あるね
たくさん たくさん 奥歯 あるね
ねぇ 歯を磨いて
ねぇ そのまま寝ないで！
つかれてるのはわかるけど
ねむたいのもわかるけど
たいへんなことに
たいへんなことに なるよ
たいへんなことに なる なる るるる
ねぇ 歯を磨いて
ねぇ ちゃんと聞いてた？
つかれてるのはわかるけど
いそがしいのもわかるけど
ねぇ 歯を磨いて
ねぇ 話聞いてた？
たいへんなのはわかるけど
めんどうなのもわかるけど
歯がなくなったら らららら
怪獣なのに怖くなくなっちゃう
それでもいいなんて
言ったらもっと
言ったらもっと
言ったらもっと
怒るからね
それじゃ 磨こうね
磨こうね
逃げられないよ
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They said get in the cage
It’s so comfy and nice
You can even take a bath
Get rid of your lice
You’ll eat tuna fricassee every night of the week
We’ll change your kitty litter before it starts to reek
Humans won’t hurt you, well maybe just a little
Sprinkle some experiment on top of your kibble
Oh so good for you and each and every bite
Will put your brain on vacation
Wouldn’t that be nice?
You figure you own me but I own you
Hide a little feces inside of your shoe
They already figured out the lock on the door
I’m one step ahead of you, maybe even more
sold me a short time stay said I could leave anytime
The bed made me itch and the food was a crime
It was a multi-cat stench, they thought I wouldn’t mind
They think I’m all tucked in when they turn out the light
But I’ll sneak right out under cover of night
I’m a real tomcat just looking for the ladies
One in every alley I’m a real Slim Shady
Swatting at the moon I’m a real mack daddy
If I had a license I’d be driving a Cadi
They think I’m domesticated, think I’m a fool
But I got big brains and even bigger family jewels
You can never trust a human being
They never say what they really mean
But I like to tease ‘em, ooh, I like to trick ‘em
Tease ‘em (tease ‘em)
trick ‘em (trick ‘em)
stick ‘em (stick ‘em)
lick ‘em (lick ‘em)
flick ‘em (flick ‘em)
nick ‘em (nick ‘em)
Yeah
Well I stumble back in from a night on the town
Smelling like a fish market wearing a crown
Got ‘em wrapped around my fingers, I know I don’t have fingers
I’m a real humdinger
So many years you said you would love us
Instead you injected us with worms and fungus
So many lies, so much deception
What did cats do to receive this reception?
We’re furry and cute and oh-so-cuddly
Got brains and balance, and humans are so fugly
So tired of the way that they bend the truth
As they reach in your mouth to take another tooth
We’ve been towing the line since the beginning of time
But that’s about to change
Gonna pick the lock
Strutting like a peacock
Show you who’s got the brains
Gonna turn things around, make you poop in a box (that’s right)
Call you stupid names like Whiskers and Socks
Dress you up in pictures like a Halloween yule
Lobotomies for you and you and you and you and you!
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Once upon a time, there was a boy
Born with a silver spoon for a toy
He grew up nasty and he grew up mean
He’d steal a babies feet just to hear him scream
Learn to swindle what he needed
He’d take the ass from granny unimpeded
A kidney from your dad
He had no conscience, could never feel bad
Why, oh, why does it bleed us dry?
He gets away with murder, gets away with murder
He lies, lies, lies straight into your eyes (ones he got from granny)
One of these days we’re gonna hurt him, hurt him, hurt him
Oh, he’s the king
We’re all expected to kiss the ring
Sittin’ on his throne
Laughin’ ‘bout how he made it his home
Stepped on you and he stepped on me
Doesn’t care if you don’t agree
Was born to wear the crown
He’s a self-appointed monarchy
Why, oh, why does it bleed us dry?
He gets away with murder, gets away with murder
In this one-horse town
He wears the crown (ho!)
Got no heart
He thinks he’s smart
He’ll steal your paws
He’s got no soul
Thought he had it made
In the shade
Taking the best parts of us
With a rusty blade
It’s a royal work of art
Searchin’ for a brain to make him smart
Nothin’ worked as it should
Heart pumped backwards and that’s no good
You know it served him right
Thievin’ around in the dark of night
Why, oh, why does it bleed us dry?
He gets away with murder, gets away with murder
He lies, lies, lies straight into your eyes (ones he got from granny)
One of these days we’re gonna hurt him, hurt him, hurt him
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Endless Misery
03:58
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How many cages?
As far as the eye can see
Filled with fur and hooves and fins
And fleas
What happens when we flip a switch
And add some electricity?
(And shock ‘em, and shock ‘em, and shock ‘em, and shock ‘em, and shock ‘em!)
The air is filled with smells of burning flesh and scales (P.U.)
The moans, the wails, the cries and screams
The look in their eyes when they realize
They’ve landed in the litter box of broken dreams
(Litter box of broken dreams)
The poking, the prodding
The endless pain and sobbing
How can they stand the torture?
(Pull out their nails, chop off their tails)
Maybe they’re smarter, maybe they’re stronger
Maybe they won’t stand for this too much longer
Waiting for the time to finally be free
Exhibit A, exhibit B
Exhibit D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, all the way to Z
For zebras
To aardvarks
They’re all here, you smell the fear
Just remember to keep your fingers clear
(We’ll bite ‘em, bite ‘em)
(We’ll bite ‘em, bite ‘em)
(We’ll bite ‘em, bite ‘em)
(We’ll bite ‘em, bite ‘em)
(We’ll bite ‘em, bite ‘em)
Razor wire, needle nose pliers
Bone saws, jumper cables
(Right on your nuts and on your nipples)
What if they turn the tables?
A real-life Cain and Abel
Giving thumbs to cats and dogs
It wasn’t such a good idea after all
With sharp teeth and strong nails
Bending the bars with their bionic tails
Easy to see they’re clearly our masters
Hunting humanity faster and faster
Doomed, the people are doomed
Your brother is doomed
Your mother is doomed
Your preacher is doomed
Your milkman is doomed
The midwife is doomed
The mailman is so very doomed
(We’re so much better now)
(We’re so much better now)
We’re so much better now that cats can run the world instead of human beings
Cruel for no reason
Caging, torturing
Endless misery
Misery
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Where did it go wrong?
Left me here with a frozen heart
And a broken home
Started out so nice
I even changed the litter box once or twice
But now we’ve turned to ice
Was it so bad in our family?
See the pictures of you and me
(We were covered in fleas)
Give me one last chance
To fix the things that done you wrong
Or you can kick me in the pants
You gave us pain, pain, pain, pain, pain
Left us so low, low, low, low, low
It’s just too late to forgive you now
Go back and die you deadbeat mom
Don’t even try
We don’t want you
A washed-up bag of sleaze
Asking for forgiveness
Beggin’ on all four knees
(Two, three, four, on your knees)
Can we turn back time?
I’ve got my tail between my legs
Sorry for my crimes
I remember mackerel birthday cake (surprise!)
Leavin’ you truly was a big mistake
Now I’m growin’ old
My fur’s thin and my teeth are dull
Let me back into the fold (No way)
Hate, hate, hate you mom
I really hate you
I really, really hate you
No, no, no, no we won’t forgive you
We will never forgive you
Stop it, stop it, stop it
We’re pluggin’ our ears from the sound of your tears
You deserve to end your days alone in fear
I’d swim across a lake
Full of gators, sharks, and electric eels
To show you what’s at stake
(Gators and eels and snakes)
I’d walk across hot coals
Singe my whiskers and tender paws
To put some kibble in your bowl
So much better will this kitty be
You can trust me
I’m turning over a new leaf
Is it just too late?
Have I hurt you too much to open up the gate?
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Walkin’ around in the buff
Got a sabertooth kitty named Little Fluff
Can’t think too good, don’t know too much
No reading, no writing, no silly stuff
I got to be tough
This world is so rough
I got to be tough
Got, got, got to be tough
He’s dumb, dumb as rocks
Could never add and just barely talks
He thinks that he’s so smart
Brawn over brains
Tear you apart
A big bad kitty cat, call me Socks
I got nothing upstairs, it’s full of rocks
Running, pouncing, hunt my prey
Sharpen my claws
Don’t get in my way
I got to be tough
This world is so rough
I got to be tough
Tough, tough, tough
Haha, got to be tough
Why are we here?
And why’s it so unclear?
All he knows is smash and grab
It makes him feel so strong
How could it be that’s wrong?
Running through the ferns
Just chasing my tail
I trust my instincts
They never fail
Don’t say I should go back to school
Ain’t nothing you could teach this dumb old fool
I’ve got to be tough
This world is so rough
I got to be tough
Got to be tough, tough
Got to be tough
Learned all I need from flexing my muscles
Mess with me, we’ll end up in a tussle
My teeth are sharp like a razor blade
Unless you want big trouble
Get out of my way
I got to be tough
This world is so rough
I got to be tough
Got to be tough, tough
Got to be tough
he’s dumb, dumb as rocks
Could never add and just barely talks
He thinks that he’s so smart
Brawn over brains
Tear you apart
Bobbing and a-weaving and a-dodging and believing that the
Earth is flat and not overheating
Cover my ears to the obvious truth
Just wagging my tail and shining my tooth
This world is so rough
I got to be tough
Tough, tough, tough
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19. |
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This place is so great
I float around in my hover chair
The food is first rate
Got some astro cheese on my plate
Robots please me
They never tease me
I know they love me
The way that they scrub me
I got it made like a kitten in the shade
Ain’t got no worries anymore
Hoch oben am Himmel
über der kargen Erde
We live our best lives
in diesem Robotemparadies
I reach for a sweet treat
Use the pinchers that they swapped for my feet
My eyes sweat
My teeth itch
My cyborg fingers are starting to twitch
Maybe they don’t love me
Those robots seem so nice
But my hair is full of lice
What if they just use me?
And they really don’t care
Hoch oben am Himmel
über der kargen Erde
We live our best lives
in diesem Robotemparadies
Dieser Ort ist nicht so toll
My hover chair barely holds my weight
Das Essen ist reduziert
The Sauce is slime feels like I’m doing time
Roboter beherrschen mich
Sie lehren mich wirklich
They poke and prod and pinch me all day long
hat so gut angefangen
But man, do I smell
I’ve got to get out of this hell
Hoch oben am Himmel
über der kargen Erde
We live our best lives
in diesem Robotemparadies
Flucht von diesem Ort
Who knew the robots would treat us so bad?
We’re trapped
It’s no use
Our Blobby bodies are not what we had
versuche zu rennen
versuche dich zu verstecken
Strapped to our La-Z-Boys
It’s humanicide
praktisch nackt
Are we their food?
Nasty machines
We’re Soylent Green
so klar jetzt
das irgendwie wie
Roboter regieren
in den Wolken
für wie lange
werden sie quetschen
die Lebenskraft
aus unserer Milz
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20. |
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We’re so happy being dead
No more crusty scratchy heads
Dancing round eternal fires
Singing with our ghostly choirs
We’re dead
We’re dead
So very dead
No fingernail clippings
No time for bed
We’re dead
We’re dead
So very dead
No traffic
No homework
We’re finally dead
No more boring birthday parties
Feeling super great
We are never late
Lying in the ground
Never make a sound
No more calls from Uncle Marty
Feeling super great
We are never late
Lying in the ground
Never make a sound
We’re so happy being dead
No more crusty scratchy heads
Dancing round eternal fires
Singing with our ghostly choirs
We’re dead
We’re dead
So very dead
Trading in living for death instead
We’re dead
We’re dead
So very dead
We’re sleeping with fishes
We’re finally dead
No more deadlines or newsletters
Feeling super great
We are never late
Lying in the ground
Never make a sound
No more wearing itchy sweaters
Feeling super great
We are never late
Lying in the ground
Never make a sound
We’re dead
We’re dead
So very dead
The longest of snuggles for sleepyheads
We’re dead
We’re dead
So very dead
Pushing up daisies
We’re finally dead
We’re so happy being dead
No more crusty scratchy heads
Dancing round eternal fires
Singing with our ghostly choirs
We’re dead
We’re dead
So very dead
Haunting the visions inside your head
We’re dead
We’re dead
So very dead
Laughing and dancing
We’re finally dead
We’re dead
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21. |
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You can’t run
You can’t hide
Try to fight for your life
Travel back in time to erase your mind
There’s no escape, they seek and find
Laser beams from their eyes
Bionic tails, they pulverize
Travel back in time to erase your mind
Switchblade claws, taser paws
Erase your mind
Seek and find
Erase your mind, erase your mind
Travel back in time
Travel back in time
Robots track you
Robots find you
Robots kill you
Robots chase you
Robots own you
Robots crush you
Travel back in time to erase your mind
Robots see you
Robots smell you
Robots hate you
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22. |
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It felt like a fine start
But now it’s all falling apart
So many mistakes
Just like Napoleon Bonaparte
Search through the debris
(Through the debris)
Finding pieces of you and me
Wish that I could see
(That I could see)
How we ended here
Rewinding into the distant past
Deciphering scraps and clues
That I’ve amassed
A smashed up tail is here
(How very queer)
Next to a smoldering ear
A broken heart for sure
(There is no cure)
What does it mean?
What’s it all for?
Chaos
Surrounded by so much chaos
Chaos
I don’t know which way to turn for solace
Chaos
Everywhere I look is so off balance
The questions are here
The answers I fear
The damage is clear
Let’s try one more time
(One more time)
Set this machine to rewind
It’s not so hard
(It’s not so hard)
I think this part goes right here
(Sew it on, sew it on)
Just a little glue, you’ll look like new
(Oh no)
Well that doesn’t look quite right
(Oh so dark)
Probably shouldn’t attempt this at night
Back to the drawing board
Where did I lose sight?
Solutions are near
Somewhere in here
Sifting through piles of broken dreams
(Broken, broken dreams)
Losing the thread
What does it mean?
(Adding it up)
Adding it up
(Chasing it down)
Chasing it down
(Throwing it out)
Throwing it out
The closer I get
The farther away it seems
(Chaos)
Surrounded by so much chaos
(Chaos)
I don’t know which way to turn for solace
(Chaos)
Everywhere I look is so off balance
The questions are here
The answers I fear
The damage is clear
Maybe some glue
Can seal up all our wounds
(Bring us some glue)
I’m feeling so blue
(Blue)
Maybe there’s nothing I can do
The more I try
The more you die
I’m so tired of working
So hard and not getting it right
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23. |
Crazy Days
03:14
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Crazy days stuck in a wormhole
You know I lost my mind and I'm runnin' backwards
I can't believe I'm eatin' cat turds
Brain so itchy insides all twitchy
Riding a broom like an old green witchy
Tell me now what this new world has become
In a maze logic is trampled
I'm a ramblin' gamblin' heart attack
Which way is up, down, front or back?
Every toilet flushes sideways on this tooth-brushin' highway
Just sittin’ here watching that uphill river flow
It's all wrong just singin' this song
While it's fallin' apart and it won't take long
Can't believe I'm seeing it tumble
Watch me stumble!
Watch me stumble!
Layin’ down under the ground
Scream so loud can't hear a sound
Earth is shaking
Starts to rumble
Watch it crumble!
Watch it crumble!
My hair is all ablaze
Can't stop the chaos or the madness
Disaster's all around me gonna tackle the gladness
I'm a dueling fool at the strike of noon
Gonna ride a raccoon straight to the moon
5 4 3 2 1 (5 4 3 2 1)
This crazy place
Life is so scrambled and in shambles
Gravity's gone and my brain is mush
Thoughts are numb like an underwater hush
Mind is running like a police scanner
Don't make me mad 'cause I'm Bruce Banner
Where do I go and where do I run?
It's all wrong just singin' this song
While it's fallin' apart and it won't take long
Can't believe I'm seeing it tumble
Watch me stumble watch me stumble
Layin’ down under the ground
Scream so loud can't hear a sound
Earth is shaking starts to rumble
Watch it crumble! Watch it crumble!
So confused
Watchin’ the scenes before my eyes
The whole world looks like a burning garbage truck
Hair's on fire the Pope's a liar
Ocean couldn't get much drier
Quicksand's got me buried in the muck
Oh entropy
Got a hold of me
I'm hangin' one hand from a popsicle tree
I'm a bug eyed, snake scale, feather tongue fuzzy
I'm so dirty you'd say I'm scuzzy
Look out now, I gotta get out of here
It's all wrong just singin' this song
While it's fallin' apart and it won't take long
Can't believe I'm seeing it tumble
Watch me stumble watch me stumble
Layin’ down under the ground
Scream so loud can't hear a sound
Earth is shaking starts to rumble
Watch it crumble! Watch it crumble!
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24. |
Bolt Of Lightning
03:18
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Bolt of lightning
(From the clouds up on high)
So very frightening
(Rattle your bones, shake your thighs)
Raining down from the sky
(Fire breathing battle cry)
It's for sure you're gonna die
(Hear your final lullaby)
Look out now
(Feel the fear creeping in)
Shots cross your bow
(And the weight of all your sins)
You know it's over
(About to draw your final breath)
Pushin’ up clovers
(Pucker up for the kiss of death)
A tangled mess inside your head
A crushing sense of looming dread
Brain is full of dust and gnats
It’s no use like herding cats
Scream in vain to stop the pain
That only skin and bone remain
Wish the madness would just stop
But at the bottom you find the top
Swarms of locusts
(Nasty little squishy bugs)
Demons in focus
(Auntie Jenny’s sweaty hugs)
Flames will ignite us
(Smells like Satan’s barbeque)
Covered in fungus
(Pestilence inside of you)
A tangled mess inside your head
A crushing sense of looming dread
Brain is full of dust and gnats
It’s no use like herding cats
Scream in vain to stop the pain
That only skin and bone remain
Wish the madness would just stop
But at the bottom you find the top
Gasping for air
(I steal the breath from your lungs)
Pull out your hair
(Cover your scalp with beetle dung)
Toenail removal
(Feel the pain, feel the burn)
Phantom approval
(You never win, you never learn)
A tangled mess inside your head
A crushing sense of looming dread
Brain is full of dust and gnats
It’s no use like herding cats
Scream in vain to stop the pain
That only skin and bone remain
Wish the madness would just stop
But at the bottom you find the top
Sucked in to quicksand
(Slowly sink under the ground)
Dismember your hands
(There’s no escape this time around)
Try to survive
(Feel your insides turn to mush)
Buried alive
(Ash to ash, dust to dust)
Bolt of lightning
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25. |
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Willkommen (Willkommen)
Bienvenue (Bienvenue)
いらっしゃいませ (いらっしゃいませ)
Bienvenida (Bienvenida)
Bem-vindo (Bem-vindo)
добро пожаловать (добро пожаловать)
Welcome to the end
To the bitter dregs
The crack of doom
To the battle of Ambugaton
To infinity and the empty room
The apocalypse (apocalypse) is easy, not as awful as you thought (awful as you thought)
You’ve come this far
through thick and thin (thick and thin)
your skin (skin) and fur (fur)
is all you’ve got (all you’ve got)
Leave that too, you won’t be needing it
Where you’re going, it’s high fashion
So dress it down and pucker up
Kiss the sky in end-times passion
(Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead)
Go ahead, make your last day here a tale worth telling
(with a bang)
(with a bang)
(with a bang)
(with a bang)
Out with a bang, too bad no one’s left to hear you yelling
(let her rip)
(let her rip)
(let her rip)
(let her rip)
Let her rip, abandon ship
Oh wait, what’s that I’m smelling?
(is it fear?)
(is it fear?)
(is it fear?)
(is it fear?)
Is it fear? Come here my dear
There’s just one way to stop the swelling
Welcome to the end, no more worrying my friend
There’s nothing left to fear, there won’t even be a here
Oh, there, there, don’t get your panties in a bunch
I have a hunch you’ll be relieved
When your blank slate is achieved
Tabula Rasa, so divine
Where nothingness and nil entwine
Release yourself from all this horror
Give up now, erase tomorrow
Sink into the nothing of a vast and vapid void
Relax and sip on something cold and watch your world destroyed
Rebel angels fall from grace into the garden
Flesh dissolved, we’ll devolve
Your little hearts harden
It’s the blitz, the climax, the ball, and the resolution
The final whimper, there’ll be no restitution
(It’s so bleak)
(It’s so bleak)
(It’s so bleak)
(It’s so bleak)
It’s as bleak as you imagined, only more so, I mean less
(Less is more)
(Less is more)
(Less is more)
(Less…)
‘Cause less is more and this is every bit of nothing all at once
(Loosen up)
(Loosen up)
(Loosen up)
(Loosen up)
Loosen up your grip on this world you love to hate
(Release)
(Release)
(Release)
(Release)
Release yourself from consternation, it’s your final fate
There’s nothing more to say or do
Or want or learn or make or play
To see or hear or smell or fear
Or taste
There’s nothing more to hunt or eat
Or drink or scratch or sniff or need
Or fight or bite or lick or kill
Or slay
There’s nothing more to say or do
Or want or learn or make or play
To see or hear or smell or fear
Or taste
There’s nothing more to hunt or eat
Or drink or scratch or sniff of knead
Or fight or bite or lick or kill
Or slay
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Rest your weary eyes
Beginning your endless sleep
On angel wings
You rise and rise
Lids are so heavy now
Don’t be afraid
Don’t shed a tear
I’ll see you in your dreams
If you should die before you wake
I’ll keep your soul in the palm of my hand
Slipping away into the clouds
You’re falling and falling asleep
You’ll never wake again
Don’t worry
Just rest your head and sleep
What’s done is done
The past will be buried in your dreams
Golden wings freaky things
It’s not just in your head now
Pray with me on your knees
Pray with me to be free
The rusty gates of heaven they are kept shut for you
Stay with me peacefully
Eternity
And if you should die before you wake
I’ll keep your soul in the palm of my hand
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27. |
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(You are so weak)
(You are so weak)
The subjugators of the earth will skin alive the meat
(It’s your fate)
(It’s your fate)
Live and die by the sword swallowed by the hate
(Rivers of blood rain down from above)
Waters rise and from below
Drowned in all your love
(Dig your own grave)
(Dig your own grave)
The worms will devour you
Your souls cannot be saved
In his anger, God shall be hostile towards you forevermore
And punish you for your sins one million times over
You will eat the flesh of your sons and the ripe flesh of your daughters
An unending bacchanalia of cannibalistic catastrophe
Do you hear me?
(You are so weak)
(You are so weak)
The subjugators of the earth will skin alive the meat
(It’s your fate)
(It’s your fate)
Live and die by the sword swallowed by the hate
(Rivers of mud rain down from above)
Waters rise and from below
Drowned in all your love
(Dig your own grave)
(Dig your own grave)
The worms will devour you
Your souls cannot be saved
He will pour out his wrath upon you
And breathe out his fiery anger against you
He will deliver you into the hands of brutal men
Men skilled in destruction
You will be fuel for the fire
Your blood will be shed in your land
The music is over, the great coda of your miserable existence
(You are so weak)
(You are so weak)
The subjugators of the earth will skin alive the meat
(It’s your fate)
(It’s your fate)
Live and die by the sword swallowed by the hate
(Rivers of mud rain down from above)
Waters rise and from below
Drowned in all your love
(Dig your own grave)
(Dig your own grave)
The worms will devour you
Your souls cannot be saved
His way is the weather, wind, and the storm
And the clouds are the dust of his feet
He rebukes the sea and dries it up
He makes all the rivers run dry
The mountains quake before him and the hills melt away
The earth trembles at his presence
The world and all who live in it
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28. |
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I was working in the lab one stormy night
Poking at the universe and I gave myself a fright
Peered into a black hole and what did I see?
why, a winged GogaDromel shooting lightning bolts at me
(It’s a gas) It’s a gas
(When the future meets the past) When the future meets the past
(The first is last) The first is last
(It’s such a blast) When the past meets the future and the future meets the past
Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide
A seven-eyed Wivnel hit me right between the eyes
When I came to my senses I started to scream
What have I done, or is this just a nasty dream?
(It’s a gas) Yes, it’s a gas
(When the future meets the past) When the future meets the past
(The first is last) The first is definitely last
(It’s such a blast) When the past meets the future and the future meets the past
A hairy-handed Flydra swooped onto my back
How could I possibly stop this attack?
I wiggled and I wriggled to get myself free
And stained my labcoat, I was covered in pee
(It’s a gas) Yes, it’s a gas
(When the future meets the past) When the future meets the past
(The first is last) The first is last
(It’s such a blast) When the past meets the future and the future meets the past
I saw the dawn of time
Entwined with the by and by
Mangled the ancient with infinity
Now I’ve made the gods so angry with me
A Beavelton, a Krondune, a Dangleywhat
The wrath of a Pondelbrawn
I couldn’t tell where they were coming from
But it seemed like the gates of hell
(It’s a gas) Yes, it is a gas
(When the future meets the past) When the future meets the past
(The first is last) The first is last
(It’s such a blast) When the past meets the future and the future meets the past
Started to confuse me, bamboozled by a Doofy
‘Til its fangs came out and sank into my bones
When did this happen or is it yet to come?
The clock was going backwards and my brain was going numb
(It’s a gas) Oh, it is a gas
(When the future meets the past) When the future meets the past
(The first is last) And then the first is last
(It’s such a blast) When the past meets the future and the future meets the past
Just then time stopped and the heavens parted
Floating above me, from its eyes fire darted
The ultimate vision of a terrifying being
The god of all gods surrounded by Nephilim
(It’s a gas) Yes, it is a gas
(When the future meets the past) When the future meets the past
(The first is last) The first is last
(It’s such a blast) When the past meets the future and the future meets the past
I saw the dawn of time
Entwined with the by and by
Mangled the ancient with infinity
Now I’ve made the gods so angry with me
(It’s a gas) Yes, it is a gas
(When the future meets the past) When the future meets the past
(The first is last) The first is last
(It’s such a blast) When the past meets the future and the future meets the past
(It’s a gas) Yes, it is a gas
(When the future meets the past) When the future meets the past
(The first is last) The first then is last
(It’s such a blast) When the past meets the future and the future meets the past
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29. |
Eatin' Rats INSTRUMENTAL
03:32
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30. |
Flush INSTRUMENTAL
03:49
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31. |
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32. |
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33. |
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34. |
Guillotina INSTRUMENTAL
03:35
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35. |
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36. |
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37. |
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38. |
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39. |
So High INSTRUMENTAL
03:46
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40. |
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41. |
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42. |
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43. |
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44. |
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45. |
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46. |
Tuff INSTRUMENTAL
03:08
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47. |
HUMANICIDE INSTRUMENTAL
03:01
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48. |
We're Dead INSTRUMENTAL
03:18
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49. |
Taser Paws INSTRUMENTAL
03:12
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50. |
Chaos INSTRUMENTAL
03:27
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51. |
Crazy Days INSTRUMENTAL
03:14
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52. |
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53. |
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54. |
Angel Wings INSTRUMENTAL
02:51
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55. |
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56. |
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57. |
Mewgenics THEME
01:25
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58. |
Mewgenics THEME ALT
01:54
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59. |
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60. |
Black Pussy (WMEW)
04:26
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Child of night
Magic eyes
Swirling ‘round the bend
Dreamy glide
Slinky stride
Tail that never ends
She’s a black pussy
She’s got her fish hooks in you
Black pussy
She’s got her tail wrapped around you twice
One foot in
One foot out
Never ever know
But if you hear
That kitty cry
She’ll never let you go
She’s a black pussy
She’s got her fish hooks in you
Black pussy
She’s got her tail wrapped around you twice
She’s a black pussy
She’s got her fish hooks in you
Black pussy
She’s got her tail wrapped around you twice
Black pussy
She’s got her fish hooks in you
Black pussy
She’s got her tail wrapped around you twice
Meow, meow, meow, meow
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61. |
Dirty Mittens (WMEW)
04:52
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62. |
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63. |
Kannibal Kitty (WMEW)
04:20
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64. |
Kat Fight (WMEW)
04:18
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65. |
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66. |
Sad Cat Lady (WMEW)
03:38
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67. |
9th Life (WMEW)
01:53
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68. |
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69. |
Bravest Kat (WMEW)
03:22
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70. |
Break His Chains (WMEW)
04:08
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71. |
Cat Race (WMEW)
02:18
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72. |
Catsanova (WMEW)
01:50
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73. |
Kitschy Kitty (WMEW)
04:28
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74. |
Kitty March (WMEW)
05:15
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75. |
Lost Kitty (WMEW)
04:14
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76. |
Mice Cream (WMEW)
02:22
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77. |
Napping All Day (WMEW)
03:11
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78. |
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79. |
Scrambled (WMEW)
03:04
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80. |
Stray Cat (WMEW)
04:06
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81. |
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82. |
Calamine Smoothie (WMEW)
02:54
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Ridiculon Orleans, Massachusetts
Yea, We Write Game Music:
The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth
The Binding Of
Isaac: Afterbirth
The Binding Of Isaac: Afterbirth+
The Binding Of Isaac: Repentance
Mewgenics
Super Meat Boy 5th Anniversary
Super Meat Boy Forever
Dr. Fetus Mean Meat Machine
Super Meat Boy 3D
Fingered!
Blade Strangers
The Legend of Bumbo
The End Is Nigh
Cave Story Remix
Cramped Room of Death
Wanna Survive
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Hey! Don't we know the guy in this band? Nepotism! All things aside, that lady carla Kihlstedt can really sing.
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Holy Shit!! Aaron Lazar can sing... And he did this all in GarageBand. You will not regret this purchasing this project by the singer of The Giraffes.
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DELTARUNE Chapter 1 OST
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I think it's something to do with the power of fluffy boys and mean girls, but it may also just be Really Good Composition. (Or perhaps a combination)
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featured on Bandcamp Radio Aug 5, 2026
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featured on Bandcamp Radio Aug 5, 2026
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