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Removed Post Melania Trump says rumours linking her to Epstein 'need to stop' reason: Not Onion-y
7 hours ago mod
Removed Post Orban's chances of winning Hungary election drop after JD Vance rally reason: Not really Onion-y. Also, incredibly shitty story.
2 days ago mod
Removed Comment You didn't take a position, typical coming from a family of lawyers honestly.
I made a simple point, and you haven't addressed it. Speaking of dumbing down, I don't think I can simplify that point any more, you are declining from answering that point. by teyrnon @sh.itjust.works reason: Enough of the slap fight.
2 days ago mod
Removed Comment The magna carta which established parliament? Are they dissolving parliament and returning absolute power to the monarchy? Or are you as delusional as you sound? by wonderingwanderer reason: Enough of the slap fight.
2 days ago mod
Removed Comment Too dumb to reply to. by teyrnon @sh.itjust.works reason: Enough of the slap fight.
2 days ago mod
Removed Post Polymarket bet: Will Trump praise Allah again by April 15? reason: See the rules in the sidebar.
2 days ago mod
Removed Comment We are all grateful for you to defend the honor of local tennessee republican politicians that all morbidly obese despite representing only a quarter of the population in that demographic. Surely it would be untoward to question why EVERY single one is obese when that population isn't. You are a champion of human rights, for too long the morbidly obese republicans have been so put upon as they rule us with an iron fist, suffering questions like, why are they all fat? by teyrnon @sh.itjust.works reason: Keep it civil.
2 days ago mod
Removed Comment To see your quality, and it was the same across all of your comments. You just look for comments to take the wrong way and get offended by, I saw 3 others besides mine in a few minutes.
You don't really have anything to contribute do you? by teyrnon @sh.itjust.works reason: Seriously, cut out with the rudeness.
2 days ago mod
Removed Comment Who is lying now? Piss off. by teyrnon @sh.itjust.works reason: Keep it civil.
2 days ago mod
Removed Comment What a champion of fat pieces of shit you are! by teyrnon @sh.itjust.works reason: Dude, keep it civil.
2 days ago mod
Removed Comment No amount of half wits endorsing your stance makes your point not dumb as shit. Our system is rotted to the core and you know it, and you want them to appoint our judges? Which leaves us no way of taking it back from them.
Examine the sources of your information, because this is, derogatory terms inserted here, of an opinion. by teyrnon @sh.itjust.works reason: Keep it civil.
3 days ago mod
Removed Post Jonathan Majors Falls Through Window of Daily Wire Movie Set reason: Not really Onion-y.
7 days ago mod
Removed Post Britain to introduce new inflatable warships to expand fleet reason: Actual satire
10 days ago mod
Banned DJ Putler @lemmy.ml from the community reason: PM abuse
13 days ago mod
Removed Post I know it's illegal but that's a bit drastic reason: Violates basically all community rules.
14 days ago mod
Removed Post Belarus leader gifts rifle to North Korea's Kim as they sign friendship treaty reason: This is NOT A REGULAR NEWS COMMUNITY. For fuck's sake, this is a community for news headlines that make people think they're from The Onion. Stop posting non-Onion-y headlines!
14 days ago mod
Removed Post Meta and YouTube designed addictive products that harmed young people, jury finds reason: Not Onion-y.
15 days ago mod
Removed Comment Always projection with these retards, children and trans porn by arin @lemmy.world reason: True, but please no ableist slurs.
15 days ago mod
Banned andybytes @programming.dev from the community reason: Timeout.
expires: in 15 days
15 days ago mod
Removed Comment Gawd you turds take everything at face value. here fishy fishy... dum dums ..... "self-radicalised lone wolf terrorist" ... the worlds on fire turds... your two party imperialist fascist hellhole is in the midst of comminting a genocide...but billionare owned media just hits the right spot don't it... back to sleeep bahhhh ba sheeep around and around we go when will it stop no one nose. It feels good don't it... that warm embrace of self imposed ignorance... that sugar coated nothingness. Read between the lines. It ain't red team bule team... it is you and the dream. Wake up and follow me out of the cave but don't go back in nor tell anyone where you have been ... they will kill you. PS if you try to hug me I will byte you. by andybytes @programming.dev reason: Take your pills.
15 days ago mod
Removed Post Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Pro Charged With Murder reason: Duplicate
15 days ago mod
Removed Post TIL sword yoga is a new fitness trend. reason: Not exact headline.
16 days ago mod
Removed Post Quadruple amputee cornhole player accused of fatally shooting man in Maryland reason: Duplicate post
18 days ago mod
Removed Post Iran ballistic missile hits Israeli city near top-secret nuclear weapons facility reason: Not even remotely Onion-y. Stop treating this community as a regular news community.
19 days ago mod
Banned jimothysupreme @lemmy.org from the community reason: automod
21 days ago mod
Removed Post An experimental AI agent broke out of its testing environment and mined crypto without permission reason: Not a credible story
22 days ago mod
Removed Post the wall street journal today literally asking "but what do dead kids mean for the GDP?" reason: Please read the rules in the sidebar, particularly rule #3.
22 days ago mod
Removed Comment Why? Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do? by homes @piefed.world reason: Keep it civil.
22 days ago mod
Removed Comment Not in the Supreme Court, you piece of shit by homes @piefed.world reason: Keep it civil.
23 days ago mod
Banned SignorConspiracy @lemmy.world from the community reason: Take your AI slop elsewhere.
24 days ago mod
Removed Post two birds one stone reason: See rule #3 in the sidebar.
24 days ago mod
Removed Comment I think all drugs should be illegal period. Not taking any questions.
Find something else to do. by JoeBigelow @lemmy.ca reason: Troll spam.
24 days ago mod
Removed Comment I think protesting should be illegal period. Not taking questions.
Find something else to do by JoeBigelow @lemmy.ca reason: Troll spam.
24 days ago mod
Removed Comment I think motorcycles should be illegal period. Not taking questions.
Find something else to do by JoeBigelow @lemmy.ca reason: Troll spam
24 days ago mod
Banned JoeBigelow @lemmy.ca from the community reason: Troll.
24 days ago mod
Removed Comment Retarded as fuck voters by arin @lemmy.world reason: Don't use ableist slurs.
27 days ago mod
Removed Comment They have no idea that a bunch of sticks all bound together is exactly how they are behaving right now. by ChicoSuave @lemmy.world reason: Come on, don't do that.
28 days ago mod
Removed Comment That is not useless, compared to that dumb bitch here, and I already knew this :) by voidsignal @lemmy.world reason: Come on, keep it civil.
29 days ago mod
Unbanned supersquirrel from the community 29 days ago mod
Banned supersquirrel from the community reason: automod
29 days ago mod
Removed Post LEAKED: 4,000-Year-Old Object Found BENEATH AREA 51… Scientists Fear It’s NOT Human - Truth Undone reason: Not a credible news source.
29 days ago mod
Removed Post [Video] German Chancellor Merz says Israel is as much of a victim as Ukraine reason: This isn't Onion-y.
30 days ago mod
Removed Comment Yep, this is the correct framing and I wished they had the courage to say it out more often. You don't get to attack peaceful democracies without consequences. The point is not which side is stronger or weaker, the point is who caused the war and why.
Russia caused the Ukraine war because of dumb imperalistic and anti-western nonsense.
Hamas, backed by Iran, caused the Gaza war because of pseudo-religious anti-western nonsense. And the actual longer term conflict started in 1947 when Palestine and the surrounding countries plain refused to agree to a UN resolution, again due to pseudo-religious nonsense. by vga reason: Outright disinformation
1 month ago mod
Unbanned ikt @aussie.zone from the community 1 month ago mod
Banned ikt @aussie.zone from the community reason: URL Blacklist
1 month ago mod
Removed Post *Permanently Deleted* reason: Not even remotely Onion-y. This is **NOT** a regular news community.
1 month ago mod
Removed Post Spain's government denies cooperating with US operations in Mideast, contradicting White House reason: This isn't even remotely Onion-y.
1 month ago mod
Removed Comment Clearly not you because you have already given up.
how's that dick taste? by GreenKnight23 @lemmy.world reason: Keep it civil.
1 month ago mod
Removed Post Vladimir Putin calls Khamenei's death a "cynical murder" in violation of international law reason: Not Onion-y, this is just regular news.
1 month ago mod
Unbanned humanspiral @lemmy.ca from the community 1 month ago mod
Banned humanspiral @lemmy.ca from the community reason: automod
1 month ago mod
Banned Nangijala @feddit.dk from the community reason: transphobia
2 months ago mod
Banned TrumpMAGA @lemmy.today from the community reason: Troll
2 months ago mod
Banned BigBolillo @mgtowlemmy.org from the community reason: https://legal.lemmy.world/tos/#12-discrimination-against-minority--at-risk-groups - transphobia
2 months ago mod
Banned Sonlight @thelemmy.club from the community reason: Crypto scammer
2 months ago mod
Banned CallMeAnAI @lemmy.world from the community reason: Banning, as requested
3 months ago mod
Banned JordanDaniel @lemmy.world from the community reason: AI slop spammer.
3 months ago mod
Banned falseWhite @programming.dev from the community reason: Vote manipulation, mass voting
expires: 3 months ago
4 months ago mod
Unbanned I Cast Fist @programming.dev from the community reason: automod false positive
4 months ago mod
Banned I Cast Fist @programming.dev from the community reason: URL Blacklist
6 months ago mod
Locked Post Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner says nobody ever told him the large SS-Totenkopf tattoo he's had on his chest for the last 18 years is a Nazi symbol 9 months ago mod
Locked Post OpenAI just launched its new ChatGPT Agent that can make as many as 1 complicated cupcake order per hour, but even Sam Altman says you probably shouldn't trust it for 'high-stakes uses' 1 year ago mod
Locked Post Joe Rogan Slammed For Claiming Resurrection of Disability Slur Is 'One of the Greatest Cultural Victories' 1 year ago mod
Removed Serinus @lemmy.world as a mod to the community 1 year ago mod
Appointed Serinus @lemmy.world as a mod to the community 2 years ago mod
Removed xiphoid @lemmy.world as a mod to the community 3 years ago mod
Appointed kescusay @lemmy.world as a mod to the community 
