Let's score some wins today!

You see, normally, in Counter-Strike, you got a 50/50 chance of winning a round.
But I’m a CS GOD, and you’re not, so you got a 25% chance AT BEST of beating me.
See, in a normal 1v1 clutch, you got a 50/50 chance.
But I got better crosshair placement, better utility, and I actually know the callouts,
so you only got a 33⅓ chance of winning.
BUT I… I got a 66⅔ chance, ‘cause I DON’T PEEK MID WITHOUT A FLASH, and you DO.
Now take that 33⅓ chance minus my 25% mechanical skill advantage,
and you got an 8⅓ chance of winning that round.
But then you add Inferno into the mix?
Your chances of winning DRASTIC go down.
‘Cause I know banana control, I know timings,
and you’re rotating through spawn with your knife out like an IDIOT.
So at match point,
you got an 8⅓ chance,
minus another 20% for bad comms,
minus 15% for solo-queue brain,
which means you got about a NEGATIVE chance of winning.
THE NUMBERS DON’T LIE
And they spell GG for YOU

pre cool dude, ngl would date <3

also dinners ready

mum said you need to stop throwing car batteries in the ocean to ‘charge’ the electric eels

-rep black