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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
168.8 hrs on record
ten cent ♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game in the ass harder than trying to avoid seeing porn mods for this game
Posted December 9, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
179.4 hrs on record (159.3 hrs at review time)
this game kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks (besides the fact the game has and still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills ppls pcs lmao), the bugs added in every update make it a chore to play: lets add a new biome but bug points of interest so you can't pick up medals or super credits you can clearly see.
lets bug mission objectives where you can't order a SSD for the objective, like damn bro didn't know irl ram artificial ram shortages are hittin the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game too. lmao.
lets add missions that entirely ♥♥♥♥ over quick play with randoms, you know the one deliver 30 packages :)
lets add mid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weapons that look interesting but play like ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass bc "muh grunt fantasy" just add ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weapon attachments in the war bond instead of a new mid ar with the gimmick of grenade pistol on it, how about add it as a attachment you can add to you know any ar since the weapon customization got dropped as soon as it released for now.
lets add new things to kill that require mid pen or above even for WEAK SPOTS and then wonder why everyone ♥♥♥♥♥ on light pen weapons instead of being able to show skill expression instead. lol.
Posted December 9, 2025. Last edited December 9, 2025.
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0.0 hrs on record
it's less ♥♥♥♥ but if you're bad at the game avoid picking it up lmao
Posted December 8, 2025. Last edited January 4.
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0.0 hrs on record
it's less ♥♥♥♥ but if you're ♥♥♥♥ at the game def don't pick it up lmao
Posted December 8, 2025. Last edited January 4.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
head hurts, game put me to sleep
Posted July 17, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
82.5 hrs on record (67.2 hrs at review time)
it was going good till i soft locked at the tournament, and i don't feel like working around bugs so ill wait till updates
Posted March 13, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
I can NOT migrate from legacy to enhanced as it will not let me, i want to be able to enjoy the benefits of gta+ for gta online and i cannot currently do that stuck in legacy.
^lol
Thank you for contacting Rockstar Support.


Migration of GTA Online character from one platform to another is an irreversible process. As a result, we are unable to make adjustments to your account regarding migration.



Best regards,


Rockstar Support
Posted March 4, 2025. Last edited December 15, 2025.
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13 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ blue screened my computer so hard it logged me out of steam

epic season 2 update
Posted January 31, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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518.0 hrs on record (426.9 hrs at review time)
if you're a solo player or don't have a friend who has ♥♥♥♥ k/d, w/l gl playing the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game for fun bro lol
Posted January 31, 2025. Last edited March 13, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
18.5 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I came, I saw, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the country side, I played pokemon with slaves.
Posted December 24, 2024.
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