Recent reviews by NiteBlew™

Best Free Addictive Gacha Game Ever!

I used to think my dream job was owning a card shop. After 15 hours in this game, I’ve realized my true calling is actually professional fumigator.

This game is a masterpiece of retail horror. One minute you’re living the high life because you just pulled a $2,000 Ghost Card, and the next minute you’re chasing a man across the store with a can of industrial-strength cleanser because his personal BO is actively lowering your shop’s reputation.

The Loop:

Order 500 boxes of 'Tetraman' cards.

Spend 3 hours opening them yourself because you have a gambling addiction.

Find nothing but common $0.10 birds.

Set the price of a single pack to $4.21.

Watch a customer walk in, look at the price, and act like I just asked him for his firstborn child.

Pros:

The dopamine hit of a 'Rainbow' card is better than caffeine.

Hiring a cashier so I can go back to being a full-time pack-ripping degenerate.

Automation! Nothing says 'I value your business' like two automated turrets at the front door that blast you with lavender-scented chemical warfare the second you walk in.

Cons:

Customers have the spatial awareness of a roomba with a broken sensor.

The crushing debt of 'Shop B.'

I now unironically know the market price of 'Mafia Works' better than my own phone number.

Verdict: 10/10. I haven’t seen the sun in three days, my shop smells like a botanical garden in a landfill, and I’m one Ghost Card away from retiring. If you like retail math and spraying strangers with deodorant, this is the game for you."

HELL YES I WOULD BETTER THAN COD

Hark, gentle reader! I do confess, my hours spent upon this game have proven most joyous, though not without trial! Verily, I find this game right enjoyable, set as it is in a dire time wherein I, as Henry, must needs reclaim mine own noble self! Alas, I was cruelly stripped of my deserved station and rendered a mere, thick-headed peasant, possessed of skills less useful than a dull spoon!
​Now, by the grace of my quickened, yet oft-pummeled spirit, I must diligently build up my prowess. nay, my very ability to hold a blade without dropping it! I shall master the art of the swordsman, though my path is fraught with the constant peril of having my head cracked by bandits, and my early reading skills are akin to a drunken crow's squawk!
​Forthwith shall I journey across the vast and far-flung lands of Bohemia to seek my just vengeance and destiny! Mark ye well: the road is arduous, and the save system oft cruel, yet my commitment to justice shall endure!

Great management game if you want to legally be a drug dealer in a game instead of reality

So addicting cant stop catching all the pals!

Great coop game run and gun to survive!

How to waste time. Install see if you even load and play a match. If you crash thats a sign you need to uninstall this.

So Chill That I've Lost Most Time I'm Not Worried About

Spooky since it was released still fun to play with friends casually or competitively