Recent reviews by Saintbrutal

I can’t stop winning!

As stated before, at least they were lazy enough to not strip mentions of Hideo Kojima from these games.

It's a fun, story rich single player game that I would recommend 10 times over. Combat is surprisingly engaging and enemy patterns keep you on your toes. v2

Todd, you magnificent bastard.
Kept the jank, upped the graphics.
Never change.

Since this game has gambling I was obligated to play it and unfortunately fell in love with fishing and hoarding money.

Scared money don't make money

I wanted to wait until I got Perfection to review this game so I'll say this, the desert casino has ruined me and physically made me scream several times when I double or nothing into a dealer blackjack... 10/10

Single-handedly filling the Valley's wine supply is also a 10/10 so Stardew Valley gets a 20/10 for me and I'm going to continue playing and screaming.

How'd the dealer know all of my kinks?

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done

Konami bad
Kojima good
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, lazy ports from the lazy company but that laziness prevented them from ripping Hideo Kojima’s name from the title cards.