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Lethal Machine
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Games  297
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✪︎ Vape Lord eSports ✪
24 Members
Sexy Polah Bears
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DeltaWave
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lettuce
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Beebs024
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Sock
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Speener
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A story that the Jedi would not tell you.
You stopped toe curlin’ in the hot tub ‘cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.
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✪︎ Vape Lord eSports ✪ - Public Group
VapeLord eSports
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Golf It!
20
Hours played
11
Achievements
Achievement Progress   11 of 44
+6
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297
Games Owned
424
DLC Owned
13
Reviews
33
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1,908
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Perfect Games
20%
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56
Total Badges Earned
432
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Recent Activity
152 hrs on record
last played on Mar 21
Starfield
Achievement Progress   32 of 82
+27
6 hrs on record
last played on Mar 17
Road to Vostok Demo
14.2 hrs on record
last played on Mar 10
Deadzone Rogue
Achievement Progress   17 of 58
+12
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dandr0id Mar 25, 2024 @ 8:29pm 
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AggressiveGas Dec 20, 2023 @ 11:18pm 
+rep licked my cinnabons
Hotch Jun 3, 2020 @ 2:47pm 
Hey bro, I am starting a CS:GO team under the banner of Vapelord eSports and we are looking to push to become pro players. I can see you play a lot of CS and I wanted to offer you a tryout for the team. I hope you are looking forward to this opportunity as we will be the best of the best within the year. If you are interested add me back on steam. Looking forward to get some CS games as I can tell you will be a good fit!
lettuce Jul 7, 2019 @ 6:59pm 
dude i got some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ banana bread at work today dude? hell yeah. my mom told me if i wait for things, like, good things will happen to me dude and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i waited for some things and i got some banana bread at work today dude? hell yeah. so it just goes to show that waiting for things is, like, worth it. but there’s a lot of bad things in this world, dude. like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ skunks dude? hell no. Scratching you’re eye, but it’s STILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ITCHY dude?! HELL no. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CUBS, DUDE? HELL NO!! LIKE GETTING PAID NOT A LOT OF MONEY, DUDE?! FOR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORKING?! HELL NO!!!! BUT BANANA BREAD?! AT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORK, DUDE?! HELL YEAH!!!!!! HELL YEAH, BRO!!!! HELL YEAH!! BANANA BREAD, BRO, AT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WORK, DUDE!!!! HELL YEAH!!
lettuce Oct 18, 2017 @ 8:55pm 
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