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⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠁⠀⠀⢠⡀⠀⢬⠃⣿
⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠻⡄⠀⣇⠀⠃⠀⠘⡇⠀⠄⢿
⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⢈⢸⡿⣦⣀⢀⣀⣴⣿⡆⢸
⣿⣿⡇⠙⠳⠞⠁⠸⠷⠦⠈⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠆⠀⠀⠤⠿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⣠⡼⠃⠀⠀⠀⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⢀⠠⠀⠀⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⢤⠘⠤⠁⢰⡆⢸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢠⠋⠤⡉⠐⡀⠀⢿⠸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠄⠀⠀⡘⢀⠆⠡⠀⠀⣈⠀
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⡐⠈⠤⢁⠂⠀⡟⢰
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠁⠂⠄⠀⣸⠁⣸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⢰⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⠆⠀⠀⠀⢀⣐⠀⠀⠀⢀⣸⣿
⣿⣿⡟⡁⠁⣼⡇⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⡀⢀⣷⣿⣿
⣿⠏⡔⠀⣼⣿⡇⣀⠀⣿⣿⡆⣡⠘⣿⣿⣿
⢡⡞⢀⣾⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⢿⣿⡇⠁⠀⣿⣿⣿
Chortimus explain
Who am I really?
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how awesome they are #gaypride
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
Post this on the 12 prettiest girls you know...
If you get 5 back you're beautiful...
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Post this on the 12 prettiest girls you know...
If you get 5 back you're beautiful...
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1. His bullets do more damage than mine
2. I didn't know he was there and he shot me when I wasn't paying attention
3. he always seems to not die when I am shooting at him I NEVER MISS that shots
5. I lost the match and he caused me to derank
6. I did better than him during warm-up, so he probably toggled on mid-match
7. His shotty one shot me but I shot first
At the end of Endgame, Thanos agrees to undo everything he's done if the Avengers can beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even came close. Even the Hulk is shorter than Thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn't even comparable. That's when, at the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the universe has ever seen. Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he has done, and then commits Japanese ritual suicide. AKA seppuko, He is now buried in an unmarked grave in Area 51.. salute to our fallen alien brother everyone. Don't forget to drop frankerZ's and kappa's in forsen's chat.
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
1.38
#310,511 • Top 7%
Efficiency
1.76
#426,281 • Top 9%
Win Ratio
51.4%
#1,052,952 • Top 21%
Kills
52,958
#56,378 • Top 1.2%
Assists
14,618
#74,471 • Top 1.5%