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Carson Roberts
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It’s time to retire lol and lmao.

Yeah, I said it. Not everything is "laugh out loud" funny, champion. You saw a mildly relatable post and you drop a LMAOOO like you just watched a stand-up special.

Let’s bring back honest reactions:

"Heh" for a polite chuckle "That's wild" when you’re not sure if it’s funny or concerning "Pls" when you’re speechless but emotionally invested

Stop lying with your laughter. You didn't laugh. And that's okay.
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It’s time to retire lol and lmao.

Yeah, I said it. Not everything is "laugh out loud" funny, champion. You saw a mildly relatable post and you drop a LMAOOO like you just watched a stand-up special.

Let’s bring back honest reactions:

"Heh" for a polite chuckle "That's wild" when you’re not sure if it’s funny or concerning "Pls" when you’re speechless but emotionally invested

Stop lying with your laughter. You didn't laugh. And that's okay.
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